It feels so scary, getting old

irina-23-ukraine

[rajasconqueso-deactivated201508]

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

[caged-freedom-deactivated201702]

Repeat after me -I’m an idiot and wrong. -Veganism can be made affordable. -Veganism is fucking cruelty free. That’s what it’s all about. - Veganism is the best choice for everyone, if everyone did it. -I’m a fucking asshole for making this completely wrong text post and should shut the hell up now.

[latinagabi]

Exploiting undocumented immigrants, and other workers is cruelty free? Nearly 500,000 children as young as six harvest 25 percent of US crops.

But I guess brown people don’t fucking matter. 

[sissikuk]

People are literally starving in South America because all the Quinoa crop is being exported mainly for white vegans who want to live “cruelty-free” but don’t care about brown people as much as they do about animals.

[thequantumqueer]

plus, 4 of the 8 most common food allergies (soy, wheat, peanuts, and tree nuts) are common vegan substitutes.

[guywholooksliketaylorswiftfan]

THE HORSE FUCKING SAVED THE DOG WITH A SLOW HEARTFELT COVER OF 500 MILES BY THE PROCLAIMERS PLAYING. THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART  FUCK THIS EARTH

[freutsch]

I love Internet grammar I love how “you what mate” is an incredulous question but “u wot m8” is an invitation to fight I love how straight people are different to Straight People I love how smol is so much smaller than small I live how thiS, tHIS and THIS are all different in my mind i luv how dis spelling make sarcasm I love how haha, lol and lmao are completely different emotions I love how….. This…. Makes everything… So much more dramatic???? Tone is so hard to convey in writing u go lil buddies you go

[writing-prompt-s]

Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

[rameldrive-deactivated20170511]

no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do

try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded

try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat

want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working

being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit

[jewishdragon]

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one

[sitcomlesbian]

yo the "she" in lorde's new song is herself. it's supposed to be about loving yourself more than those who claim to love you.

this is what i told my mom when she found my poetry journal in seventh grade

[joshsundquist]

How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater

[casuallnihilist]

Who is he?

[caspzr-deactivated20190316]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[carrscracker]

Jacob Adriaensz Backer, Half‑Naked Woman with a Coin, oil on canvas, ca. 1636

[kjhjhjdkjdnkldndlj-deactivated2]

titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her 

[revieloutionne]

[buymepants]

same

[toteczious]

@the-stray-liger @cmdthenerd This either me or Eko

[the-stray-liger]

This is all of us

[lazarus-mccloud]

[gennyescsecsemo]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The lack of context here is thrilling

[foulserpent]

why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think “oh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public now”

[skelefolk]

thats actually exactly what happens

[cannabisexual]

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

[blushbuntings]

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

[kobikb-deactivated20160904]

When not only you’re done with the paper, but the paper is done with you.

[jovan]

[evilartist]

We’ve come full circle.

[olympain]

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