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@imogenross
text >>> [ stranger, apparently ]
markus: no
markus: ashton isn't here sorry
markus: ffs
markus: ok i won't geez
imogen: how disappointing
imogen: oh well
imogen: you got a name? need to know if you make it on the news for negligent babysitting
twisted & tangled ; nathaniel and imogen
If Imogen were being perfectly honest, Nathaniel was the last person she would ever choose to watch a movie with. In all actuality, it wouldn't be very hard to guess from the typical demeanor she had taken up around him. In her time so far in Fairview, he was one of the first to actually dish sarcasm back at her, to push her back, to actually challenge her. Now, he had challenged her to watch a movie with him. And if Imogen had one claim to fame, it was that she never backed away from a challenge, especially not from the likes of him.
Which ended her up at his doorstep, arms weighed down not just with the movie, but boxes of candy and bags of popcorn and cans of soda. Imogen had seen the film more times than she would like to admit, so she was really just in it for the snacks - and the satisfaction of continuing her streak of disgust in the face of Nathaniel's charm. She tapped his door with her foot, gently enough to avoid leaving any marks. "Open the door, man. It's cold out here."
Oh, shut up… That sounds like a nice color. Should’ve known you weren’t going to say pink like a simple commoner would.
It’s not just that. You learn about Geography, Statistics and a load of other things, and yeah, you can dedicate your life to showing people shit, but you also have the skills to set up a travel agency from scratch if you want — they teach you the marketing part, how to do business, how to dominate the world and all that. It’s very cool.
Not when I know how much it makes you hot under the collar. A simple commoner? Damn straight - I'm closer to royalty than any of these peasants.
Oh. Shit. I'm guessing that's what you want to do, then? Start a travel agency and become a global tycoon by pawning off of rich white tourists in Hawaiian shirts who don't know how to turn off the flash functions on their cameras?
That wasn’t a compliment…
If you can't tell already, I take everything you say with a grain of salt... Or just not at all.
It’s an expression, sweetheart. It means your being cranky and being cranky isn’t fun so don’t be cranky anymore. Life tips from Annabelle Pierce, everybody.
A. I'm not an idiot, don't talk to me like I'm one. B. Calling someone "sweetheart" is literally the worst way to make someone feel lower than you. C. None of that is actually a tip.
Wow. Sorry, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
My bed's against the wall - I only get up on one side.
Oh, I totally thought you were someone else, I’m sorry.
Hope they're as excited to see you, too.
I’m not in it too deep, I don’t know what you’re talking about… Periwinkle, eh? What kind of color is that?
Chilean, actually. I know it’s not an actual career here or in the States, for that matter, but it’s a great one in Latin America. I loved studying that… Oh yes, does that mean that you know about every Disney movie that’s ever existed?
You're not helping your cause, bud. Yeah, periwinkle. It's... Blue, kind of purple. Like the tail end of a sunset. It's weird.
Chilean, then. So it's an actual thing? Just showing people shit? Seems like the life if you ask me. It's like show-and-tell all the time. Yeah, I guess. It's hard to avoid being exposed to it.
It always looked pretty on the, like, models or whatever. Oh, yeah, I’m Casey. Hi.
Then it'll look pretty on me.
Casey, nice to meet you. Imogen.
Okay someone asked me this at work and now I shall ask you, if you were to inherit five million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they’re going to blow it up in two days. What would you do?
Buy some weapons, fight back. Seems a lot funner than just sitting and letting them fuck everything up while I eat macaroons in Paris or whatever.
Oh my gosh! Hey you!
...Can I help you?
>I don’t know most people around here so I doubt they’d be friendly if I showed up out of the blue and asked them about a sarcastic, super hot blonde named Imogen — shit, that’s not… I mean, um, please don’t punch me. I wasn’t implying you did; it was a random question, just as random as asking what was your favorite crayon when you were in kindergarten. I know that you don’t care about that, like, why would you?
As a graduated tour guide, I can assure you it does… Not that you need an actual degree to know that. I-I don’t know why I said that. Movie characters are great, though. Have you ever seen that movie about the princess that appears in the real world? I’d be something like that… Less like her prince and more like his pet. That chipmunk was fantastic.
...Okay, I'm gonna pretend that maybe-intentional Freudian slip didn't happen, no punching involved. You're welcome. It just seemed a little less than random, but, again, gonna let it go because you are in it so deep right now and I'm a little concerned going to burst into flames. It was periwinkle, by the way.
No, I want to know. What grand Brazilian university offers a degree in tour-guiding? Yes, I've seen Enchanted. And yes, Pip was great.
Disney magic, remember?
Get off that horse, Blondie; you’re not that special.
Coming from you, I'll take that as a complement.
Well, it definitely sounds fun! Best of luck to you, I guess. You could, um, do a gradient? Like purple to blue? I’ve seen it online.
Thanks, man. Gradient? Shit, that might be kinda cool. You got a name, oh mighty suggestion-taker?
I wasn’t trying to… Why do you think I’m so obsessed with sex that you need to give me a warning, huh?
Because you keep giving me that look. I don't know.
Wow — you, um, you take the New Year by the horns, don’t you? What colour dye?
What? I don't fuck around with that "I'm gonna go to the gym more" bullshit. Might as well make them fun. Not sure yet. Blue, maybe? Or light purple. Something really weird.
I’m having a hard time coming up with a New Year’s resolution. Anyone have any suggestions or things they’re, uh, giving a try?
Get a tattoo, dye my hair, make it on the news.
