Gay_Panda

22 Too many fandoms to list. COD. I am a part of the Russell Adler Simp Society

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My taste in fictional men is a form of self harm 👀

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I am absolutely FERAL for Alejandro Vargas in a suit

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So I started playing the new Modern Warfare game.....I HAVE IT ON RECRUIT AND I KEEP DYING LIKE 5 MINUTES INTO A MISSION! A CALL OF DUTY GAME HAS NEVER PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH BUT THE PLOTLINE IS SO GOOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Unhinged posting with : Mak!

Subject: Rorke

Image 1:

Description: GOOD GOD.... sir your shirt is about to bust and tear open i swear to god. His ARMS?? EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM?? grah i love villains who were once apart of the military and then turned into villains by pure evil or they got brainwashed

Image 2:

Description : its poking. his chest is a whole ass triangle. i love him. his a r ms s s ... hes a big boy...

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He a whole ass snack......no I will not apologize

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i want this man to do the most horny, disrespectful, downright nasty things to me and i hope to god that alain mesa nevers finds this post because i could not even claim that i was making a joke

i wont him

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Newt: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Tina's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get her out...

Queenie who has just been standing along the side: Why would you break my sister?

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I believe in Logan x Keegan supremacy

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Logan: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Keegan: Three words.

Logan:

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Logan: Is something burning?

Keegan: Just my love for you.

Logan: Keegan, the toaster is on fire.

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Logan: You kill people for money?!

Keegan: I can explain!

Logan: And all this time I’ve been doing it for free like a chump!

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Logan: Okay, help me please!

Keegan: Got two words for you.

Logan: I bet they won't be helpful.

Keegan: Your problem.

Logan: I was right

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Logan: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Keegan: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Logan, desperately, as Keegan bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Keegan: Oh! B positive.

Logan: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Keegan, looking at the doctor: Please just let me die

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Logan: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Keegan: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Logan: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Hesh: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Hesh: What did you do?

Logan: Nobody died.

Hesh: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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My tumblr account is like my wattpad account, I appear every month or so, post something and disappear off the face of the earth for a while again

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*The group is getting into the car*

Mason: I’m driving.

Woods, out of view: Shotgun!

Bell, turning to face Woods: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Woods: WOAH-

Woods, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*