Punks Not Dead

(Rp blog)

[impdimpanarchy]

I can’t believe the old people made these before i got around to it. Lame

You can call me Imp. I’d rather not bore you with the full thing it’s long. I use He/She/They you can pick whichever one whenever I’m incapable of caring about how humans perceive me

Big fan of punk, that was a cool thing you guys came up with. If you’re a punk, you’re cool, I fuck with you

That’s it. Feel free to get weird and parasocial with me it’s funny lol

Oh actually one more thing, @disorderlyconductor is my old man. I encourage bullying him on my behalf he’s the worst dad I’ve ever had

[serendipitousshores]

Have the teenagers made you read homestuck as is their purpose in life

Home what.

[balletichaunting]

Oh hohohohahahaHAHAHAHA!!! >:)))))

[serendipitousshores]

Concerning

[impdimpanarchy]

We’ll tell you allllll about it next time we swing by :)

[impdimpanarchy]

BOOOO NO FUN

Oh I’ll be having fun. But if it makes you feel better I’ll run to a dollar store and buy a witch hat

[impdimpanarchy]

Booooo you’re no fun. Dress up fot halloween loser

I dress up like it’s Halloween every day of the year. The only difference the day makes for my outfit choices is my shirts are cut lower and my skirts are cut shorter so I don’t have to pay for shit

[balletichaunting]

Soooo how was the scolding.

I’m not a child it wasn’t the end of the world >:(

[impdimpanarchy]

You literally went screaming into my dms about how upset you were and how you were gonna cry

[balletichaunting]

SLANDER AND LIES >:(((((

[impdimpanarchy]

Sure

[balletichaunting]

Imp if you wanted to be down a partner you could have just said that >:/

[impdimpanarchy]

Love you too cupcake

[balletichaunting]

Soooo how was the scolding.

I’m not a child it wasn’t the end of the world >:(

[impdimpanarchy]

You literally went screaming into my dms about how upset you were and how you were gonna cry

[balletichaunting]

SLANDER AND LIES >:(((((

[impdimpanarchy]

Sure

[balletichaunting]

Soooo how was the scolding.

I’m not a child it wasn’t the end of the world >:(

[impdimpanarchy]

You literally went screaming into my dms about how upset you were and how you were gonna cry

[impdimpanarchy]

You have a sibling???

No I’m an only child. He just likes time more then me and she’s literally a child so

[impdimpanarchy]

So do you hate god or what

Nah he’s cool he lets me crash at his place when I’m wasted if I’m in town and don’t feel like getting lectured by my mom. His ass uses power tools at awful hours though but other then that we got no beef

[disorderlyconductor]

What is your relationship with time???

She’s my best bfff! We go waaaaaaaaaay back! Other valley girl phrases!

[impdimpanarchy]

She’s his favourite kid

[impdimpanarchy]

Your gf is going bonkers

Yeah. It’s so hot

[impdimpanarchy]

THE BEEF. REVEAL IT TO US

Oh with cold and Surri? I think she pulled more souls in like a million years ago and spitfire hasn’t let it go since

Honestly they should just kiss I think that would fix the problem

[oopsimgod]

GOD?!?!?!?

Unfortunately yeah

[impdimpanarchy]

Oh shit. Pack it up everybody it’s the fun police

[balletichaunting]

BOOOOOOOO!!! Who even invited you!

[oopsimgod]

Life told me to come baby sit you. Also since when are invites required? Should i start enforcing that on you when you come loitering around my house?

[balletichaunting]

Omg noooooo! We’re just being silly >:)

[impdimpanarchy]

Yeah it’s great to see you buddy I’m absolutely thrilled

[oopsimgod]

GOD?!?!?!?

Unfortunately yeah

[impdimpanarchy]

Oh shit. Pack it up everybody it’s the fun police

[orchestraloutcast]

Ok so like. Why do you have such an insane amount of beef with so many people.

I Wouldn’t Say An Insane Amount. Dizzy And I Go Waaaaaaay Back, And Deedee’s Just Got A Crush On Me I Suppose~

As For My Falling Out With The Little Ones, I’m Not Sure How That Happened. I Was Always Good To Them.

Anyone Else Who Dislikes Me Is Following A Trend.

[impdimpanarchy]

I don’t even know what to say.

Bad. Just. All bad.

[impdimpanarchy]

Your dad is poisoning you thag isnt supposed to be there

What.

[impdimpanarchy]

French toast doesnt have chilli powder you fucking idiot

I’ve eaten it before. I’ve seen the light red flakes I know what’s in there