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YA GOTTA BE JESUS CHRIST FOR HALLOWEEN

my brother has done that joke to death already sorry

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You should be the giant floating spaghetti monster for halloween

my boyfriend and i are going as those freaks form reanimator, but ill consider this for next year

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So as long as it COULD make sense you can write anything and it would happen?? And you dont do that???

im not a writer and also the entire thing makes my skin crawl so, yeah basically

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Have you tried the screws. Do they taste good.

ive tasted my own blood in my mouth, i hear its a similar experience but with more crunch

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Pack it up everyone. God has psychosis. We fucked. Me too buddy. Me too.

i fucking wish I had psychosis, psychosis you can treat. there was some bitter as freak form the fifth dimension intentionally fucking with me so id join is fucked up army of mindslaves so he could try and kill that goat faced son of a bitch. and now both of those assholes routinely come to my place unannounced and eat my fucking screws like tic tacs

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Jesus christ what the fuck???

yeah. im good now dw i just went on like a years long spiral and tried to unknowingly end the world maybe. but now i do yoga and it fixed me or something

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Why were you disowned??

the voices in my head that told me to drop out of college and blow all my money on rubber ducks and molly also thought it be really funny to make me try and stab my dad in the chest with a stake knife when they held an intervention for all that. kinda hard to get back into having a strained and distant relationship with an attempted murder in the way

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Does your family know about your godhood

my parents haven’t spoken to me since they disowned me, my sisters called every once in a while to beg for money, my brother texts me once a week to ask me to coffee. i usually say no. no they don’t know I’m god, they’ve never asked

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So what CAN you do ask god. And i’m not asking what you do because I know youre doing the whole livin as a normal dude thing but what do you have the ABILITY to do.

i mean, as long as I can justify it happening somehow i could theoretically do anything at all. just have to write it down in such a way where the monkeys paw doesn’t fuck everyone over. and that seems like a lotta shit I don’t wanna do so

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Hey man do prayers work and do you hear us or is that bullshit.

no. you’re alone in the universe sorry. but my ask box is open if you want me to hear you and still do nothing

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How does it feel to be hated by people for absolutely no reason

i grew up mexican in a white neighborhood with immigrant parents who openly liked my siblings more then me. the people giving me shit on here are like ants to me