Life Is Chaos And So Is Dinner

I'm Leah (she/they) I'm a 30 year old queer polyam Jewish person with a weakness for science fiction. I like things. I'm not on here much anymore.

[depsidase]

[dowereallyneedthis]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[myfootyrthroat]

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

[dowereallyneedthis]

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

[moran-with-a-g]

It was simple addition, really.

[samwisethewitch]

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms. 

[xueyangapologist]

[jewish-lgbtq]

A Trans Woman's Prayer Before Laser Hair Removal

Oh God, oh God! It is narrow for me! In the might of your Face's anger you shaped me with a beard that blocks the flow of my lifeforce. Sustain in me the spirit to know the secrets of the Expansion of your Face... to realize the revelation of the beauty of this body, in which You have desired to make Your Presence dwell. Establish in me the concealment of my beard, and I will find blessings, as it is written: "It is taught that when these two apples are revealed... all worlds are happy and complete with all completeness, and everything is happy and shining." Pour the good oil upon my head, and I will make your goodness flow to your creations. May the desire exist.

El! God! Tzar li m'od. Bigvurat apecha y'tzartani im zakan shesotem et shefa chayai. T'kayem bi ruach l'da'at sodot orech-panecha, u'l'kayem otam b'gilui hadrat haguf hazeh sheratzita l'shaken sh'shinat'cha b'tocho. Taken na bi hester z'kani v'emtza b'racha dichtiv "tanya, kad etgalyan tarin tapuchin alin vachol almin chadan v'shelimin m'chol sh'limuta." Tarik shemen hatov al roshi v'ashpia tuvcha l'viotecha. Ken yehi ratzon.

Alexandra Rayzel the Priestess, aka Lexi Kohanski

This is an abbreviated form of the bracha, the full text is here.

[endreal]

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[animelionessmika]

^what artistic growth feels like

[victusinveritas]

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

[nobodywasneverhere]

"oh i've worked in pain like this before im just being a child not working through it agai-" bitch it was inhumane when you worked during it before. get a heating pad and get into bed.

[apolladay]

are you more likely to wake up in time to see the sunrise or stay up long enough to see rhe sunrise?

wake up to see sunrise

stay up to see sunrise

raise the sunrise to be bald (reaults)

Remaining time: 5 days 10 hours

[crap-userrname16]

[grynwood]

Your honor, I love them, they're so horrible

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[sssaravegas]

seeing mutuals naked on the dash:

[vaspider]

Welcome to Project Hail Mary, we got:

Rocks (you will cry about one (1) rock)

Space germs/pond life in space (eating ur sun)

More space pond life

Found family (see: rock. You WILL cry)

Russian prison tattoos (just one)

Adorable kids (meat and rock varieties)

Karaoke (music with rocks in, non-Pratchett variety)

Really good space science

Truly terrible linguistics but who cares

Cute fox sweaters

Enjoy your stay

[philcollinsenjoyer]

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

[prettyboyhere]

sister post to this

[shamebats]

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

[brightlotusmoon]