Life Is Chaos And So Is Dinner @imperatorsapphiosa - Tumblr Blog

I’m so! Sick! Of not passing! I hate it I hate it I hate it so much.

#and I fucking hate — HATE — when my most passingest friends try to be supportive by saying shit like well it doesn’t really matter does it #or at least you don’t have to get hit on by guys #yes it does matter to me I like to get gendered correctly and not looked at like a freak actually #I’m sorry your steak is so juicy and your lobster is so buttery #but I’m actually just miserable here #either give me useful help or leave me out of it #fuck!

charmcoin

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

gallusrostromegalus

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

chrisweedpiano

one of my favorite posts of all time

wirelessmousegirl

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

kafkaesquegf

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

#they should invent a ponytail that doesn’t destroy my curls

radicarian

it is past time we jettisoned the useless false dichotomy of introversion vs. extroversion and just accepted that everybody has a minimum amount of social interaction, failing which, they get really weird. and everybody has a maximum amount of social interaction, exceeding which, they get really weird. these levels are different for everyone, for a variety of reasons, and have no moral dimension. and that is all.

mjalti

why would you come to this club and just shoot Myers & Briggs like this

caffeinewitchcraft

IMO, it’s healthier to conceptualize it this way. So instead of being like “why am I being so weird? I’m an introvert, I like being alone!” you say, “Ah, I must be supergluing googly eyes to my bathroom faucet because I haven’t met my minimum threshold of social interaction and I’m trying to fill that void with these tiny pieces of plastic. Maybe I should invite someone over for dinner. They sure will be surprised by all these eyes watching them while they poop.”

#the funniest part about this #is that fuckin JUNG HIMSELF said this #and Myers and Briggs were just like I Do Not See It

bumblebeebats

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

upandoutcomic

Protect trans kids at all costs 💜

countrygypsywt

backwardsorbust

If I ever decide to get onto a helicopter for any reason other than getting airlifted from a freak canyon accident I beg you to call my psychiatrist bcus clearly I have lost my will to live and am trying to kill myself through insane risk taking behaviors

linddzz

gotta be a term that isn't the dunning Krueger effect but is a kind of similar idea where the more deep scientists get into their topic and the more exhausted they get, the more likely they are to find stupid ways to describe things

linddzz

this post brought to you by a bunch of coral specialists at the end of a workshop voting to define coral, a complex animal, as "a rock with problems"

natalieironside

Leftist theory without practice is worse than just being myopic or solipsistic; theory without practice is the same as theory without theory. One learns to ride on horseback only while sitting on the horse.