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aita-alternia

^IT^ for pretending im not in my hive when the subjugs come ^round ^nd letting my lusus e^t them? Context, I'm ^ purple blood but live re^lly isol^ted on the co^st, like w^^^^y up on ^ cliff where my lusus roosts ^nd ^s i w^s growing up whenever the mission^ries would come ^round to spre^d the word he would swoop down and sw^llow them re^l messy like. I've got more control of him these d^ys but ^lso i don't re^lly w^nn^ be a clown? The f^ce p^int itches ^nd the sug^r drink is gross. I feel kind^ b^d c^use we purple bloods h^ve low numbers but ^lso if they c^nt t^ke on ^ single ^lb^gryffon on the wing they're prob^bly we^k^ss ^nyw^y? Like if you c^n't get p^ssed my lusus why should I respect you?

TLDR; ^IT^ for letting my lusus e^t purple blood cultists c^use i dont w^nn^ join their stupid club?

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2024

#no?#yyeah reblogs

mutant-advice

okay. there is a mushroom in the forest. it looks very tasty. it may be poisonous. do note i can resist poisons very well. with that in mind the question of the night is :

should i eat the mushroom.

yes.

no.

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024

vitriolicperceptive

<3< Mut1. Mut1 l1zten t0 me. Y0u’re g01ng t0 fuck1ng d1e.

mutant-advice

i will prevail.

vitriolicperceptive

<3< MUT1N1.

Ddo it for the future of cooking

maternalfigure

hello ev(eryone

nothing happened last night

nothing happened.

#what ddo yyou mean?#shouldd I be worriedd?#yyeah reblogs

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! g00 here. ! 11n7700 77he dark.

(Modified version of Stolna pri Perneku by Stanislav Doronenko on Wikipedia, Creative Commons)

#hole #veryy cool!!#yyeah reblogs

What th3 fuck.

crypticawoo

howre we hanndlinng witnnessinng the horrors, muutuuwolves?

#goodd enough I guess…#?#yyeah reblogs

lots-o-love

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chiefkeef911jesusalmighty

where are the humans. where are the sbhajers hello

What’s a sbahjer?

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invertedromance2

This is what trying to figure out BFRJ lore after being gone from grumblr for 2 days feels like

hemoachromatic

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vitriolicperceptive

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volatileprometheus

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#he’s addorable #yyeah reblogs

hey yalls. so uhm. i have a question...

what IS pitch flirting?? like. whats an example of it without it just being plain bullying.

also pale flirting. because i already semi-know what flush/redrom is, its the closet to human romantic relationships, but like.. the other two. pale and pitch. does anyone have any examples.

because i REALLY dont want to accidentally pitch/pale flirt with one of yalls (no offense)

im just gonna like. put this here so that i dont have to keep going "prev" and keep reblogging the same exact post but!!

prev!! what other humans have you read about? and i too have ninja brainrot its a curse AND a blessing!!

# valid lol ## and not anything specific just human urban legends ### do you guys actually only have one moon and no mothergrub and shit

# also woah woah woah ## you have no idea how hard it is being a fandom blogger on grumblr ### other fans are so rare

# ill be here trying to talk about ninjas and then boom ## heiress in my inbox ### asking me out

yes we only have one moon and no mother grub. we probably dont have a mother grub cuz were mammals? but idk (also i know you probably meant like shit as in "etc", but yes humans DO indeed shit)

our moon is actually the biggest in our solar system; and its that way because like, millions or billions years (i think a year would be like... half a sweep?) a planet crashed into ours, merged, and the left overs made our moon. it also controls the water sometimes.

# woah thats actually so interesting ## human lore exchange ### hell yeah

# also you know a lot about like ## everything ### youre smart

# like general knowledge yknow ## as far as i know youre just some random human but were all treating you like a mediculler and a cullhistorian and everything all at once ### if you asked me about the history about anything at most id be able to rattle off what ive been school fed lol

# but youre explaining a whole other thing ## and making it make sense

haha, thanks! but i learned most of this from my mom. shes the BEST.

# a mom ## ?

uhmmm. hmm. how do i explain this.

from what ive gathered, a mom is sorta like a lusus?? i mean, she takes care of me, feeds me, she literally birthed me, like. idk. another word for mom is "mother", and yalls have the mother grub, yeah? i guess shes like that, but just for me. i dont have any siblings.

oh also i have a dad. hes... like a mom, but male and he didnt. birth me. dads are quite similar to moms. both of them together are called "parents".

# wow what the fuck ## thanks for the vocabulary ### so its like if everyone had their own mothergrub they pop out of and then youre stuck with her as a lusus

# and also theres some guy there ## like a package deal