Improper Pauper

offensive, relatable, shitposting

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Self-Confidence

Tumblr artists, I have a sketch for you if you're bored, need an idea, and relate. I was describing self-confidence to someone and I described it like: a demon bitch (that voice in your head that says you're ugly/insufficient/less-than/etc) mounted on a Clydesdale named Anxiety, and Confidence is this lowly, malnourished, hunched over stable hand pauper that Demon Bitch whips any time Confidence tries to stand up for itself or take care of itself. However, occasionally, some small knight or paladin named Compliment comes in and fights with Demon Bitch to give Confidence a chance.

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me: say those three words and I’m yours

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people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

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White couples that adopt non-white kids

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If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

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What if anti-vaxxers are really just trying to late-term abort their kids?

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me: say those three words and I’m yours

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Biologically speaking, there's a Natural Killer in all of us.