infamous weirdo who is unemployed

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[imptek]

A new face...You weren't followed, were you? Good.

Welcome to the back alley my friend, where the sun doesn't shine.

 

Hermitcraft Main, but I dabble in all sorts of MCYT's. If it's good, I'll do it

Ideas come and go, if you like something I do, please let me know. For the most part, I chase dopamine and drop something when it doesn't give me any (unfortunately)

I don't post or talk about Skizz, Doc, Xisuma, Wels, or XB. I can be pretty critical about CCs I engage with. No discourse or slander will be posted here however. I'm here to draw porn and be a freak, not argue

My boundaries are private, however, if you're unsure about something, please ask! I don't bite

I will dabble in most kinks besides; Underage, Beastiality (Not including Monster-fucking), Incest / Fauxcest, Ageplay

My Mineimator commissions are open!

Mineimator Tutorial linked here

 

I hope you enjoy it here, kick back, relax. I won't tell anyone you were here ;)c

[imptek]

would you all be mad at me if i start posting q$smp2 stuff / nsft / ect stuff ....

[imptek]

a drawing i made for @cupofmysteriousfluid 's drawpile like, last sunday or the day b4 that .... not sure

but have some bigb :)

[imptek]

i've neglected you all for far too long... so as an apology, heres some art i did at @cupofmysteriousfluid 's drawpile! ive had my hands tied with some stuff, and i expect to have some much more stuff to tie me up soon :'D but im glad i got the chance to return once again ^^

scar solo | gender bend | tfem, legs open, furry

keralis solo | tmasc, phallo, furry

oli / jimmy | doggy style | rpf

[grasswyrm]

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone but ren diggity dog I know he’s getting wine drunk and jerkin it thinking about his coworkers all alone in his empty house god BLESS

[imptek]

Mumbo cubito art, perhaps? Maybe with Scar or Ren,, idk I just like Mumbo

this was the first skin i saw and tbh i blacked out

(LINK)

[imptek]

oughhhh peenor

peenor wants force fem r.en c or cc

or him just pretty

for the soul

and my peenor /silly

we all need some rpf ren in our life sometimes

[imptek]

remember when i used to do art? me too. give me some requests for some cubito art

[imptek]

unironically using feederism to feel better about eating but i feel like its going in the complete other direction. ill get huge portion and think to myself "wow im actually not gonna finish it" but then i eat it all in one sitting and then have the audacity to have a little more later. my stomach sticks out when i sit down and it used to be a big insecurity but now i silently admire it a little. i genuinely wait and count down when i can eat again. i dunno, thats just my life now i guess

[imptek]

geminitay but her pure good-hearted fujoshi nature oozes from her pores and makes her kind of like a reverse succubus. it infects the nearest men around her to start acting homoerotic with each other and she says she hates it but is watching very intently at her friends now currently sucking face and dry humping in public

[imptek]

i had a rough day, sometimes i need to smoke that selfcest pack

[imptek]

I feel a little cocky today

[imptek]

Been too busy to post consistently, out on vacation, so here's a picture of my outfit today cuz I think I look good

[chlmngo]

sorry a moment of weakness happened im incredibly fine

his favorite lazy frumpy sweatie he says....

[imptek]

Thought abt fitmc again ... Thought about that Jimmy / Fit drawing i made

FitJim during twitchcon ...

I mean its pretty likely they meet. They're in the MC sphere. They have the same streamline of connections to see eachother. Maybe they meet because their friends just so happen to congregate together, or maybe theyre in an MCC team. They mingle a little and Jimmy is focused on Fits voice because ofc he is. Guy has a deep ass voice its kinda hard not to say something. Fit is flattered and compliments Jim and how he looks. Its lighthearted. Can't a guy appreciate another mans beauty?

They're talking for a bit, and eventually its just them. Their groups had moved on without them.

Just those two ... alone.

It's been a long week for Jimmy. Him and Kirsty got into an argument before he came here n she hasn't been talking to him. He's been pretty lonely. And Fit is just so kind to him, so understanding. The most down to earth kind of guy, not to mention fucking jacked. He rock climbs for a living, he's seen the pictures, he know's what's under that thermal sweater that hugs his chest so unfairly tight. He gave Jim a pretty strong hand shake too, the feel of his callouses on his soft hands. It was loud in the room they were in so Fit leaned in to talk closer to Jimmys ear and his voice shook through his skull. The feeling of his breath seeping down his neck. He was so close. The smell of his deodorant didn't help either. He could've kissed him. Jimmy could've rushed Fit behind some wall and-

He doesn't realize he's staring until Fit kinda waves a hand in front of his face.

He should get back to his group.

He should...he should call his girlfriend.

But not before getting Fits number. Just to hang out for the remainder of the convention...yeah.

[imptek]

I've been trying to work on my OCs and their storylines for the better half of like, a month or so now. Things are fine, but it's just that nobody listens.

And I don't mean my followers, I'm pretty inconsistent with posting rn. I mean my friends.

Everytime I try to talk about it with them, almost always I'm met with some quick compliments or suggestive jokes thrown their way and while that's all fine, when I actually get to talking about lore, they don't listen. Hell, I've had people fall asleep on me & straight up ignore me while I tried explaining, even when prompted to explain.

So, I just stopped updating them even if I'm super proud of what I have so far. Maybe Im too spoiled by the praise I get for my fandom works, but it wouldn't kill for people to show genuine interest in something that I like for once.

It hasn't stopped me from working on it however, I'm just kinda quiet about it now. I'll post more about it on main when I actually get things going, but for right now, I guess I gotta keep it to myself.

[imptek]

etho rpf but specifically the breed of etho rpf that he's a burley old man n not a twink

Etho rpf but he sits at his desk so often, so he just eats at his desk. He really shouldn't because crumbs get everywhere. He cleans it, but still, it's inconvenient but so easy. Especially in the warmer months, he's in his chair sitting back in nothing but a tank top that's slightly dotted with stains and loose boxers that are a few years too old, just munching away on some snacks.

They're probably kinda greasy, and he doesn't wanna get the grease on his set up, so naturally he wipes it on his shirt.

He wipes it over his belly that's nearly spilling out from the bottom just enough to see the greying happy trail as his stomach starts to overhang his waist. It's unhygienic, but he's so used to it that he's as happy as he can be right now, focusing on MCCI... or something like that.

Actually he'd probably have a beard, and it gets all up in there and he doesn't notice it until he goes to the bathroom. But more than likely he walks around with crumbs near his mouth ...

Probably eats in bed too... Laying on some pillows to prop himself up and watching something on his phone. It's kinda hard to get comfortable because his stomachs in the way and he can feel his double chin bunching up and his beard is kinda itching him

Maybe he's on his side tho to prevent that, and his stomach is just flopped over on the bed. He rubs at his stomach as a comfort thing.

He probably eats more solid food to prevent the crumbs tho...maybe ice cream .... yeah. Probably