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@stupidjewishwhiteboy
My instant block policy has officially evolved to include making arguments weâve all heard a billion times that have counter arguments weâve all heard a billion times. If youâre boring, you are not worth my time, and youâre getting blocked
His "I don't support one country that privileges one religion over another" statement is never going to fucking go away, at least in part because he continues to provide opportunities for people to bring it up.
Pakistan ethnically cleansed over 4 million undesirable ppl from its newly established territories in 1947 i thought that was a crime! Ya aeb!!
im learning about Chinese lesbian culture and my god it is INTENSE
let me just say their dating culture involves PowerPoint presentations with academic credentials and serious citations
Iâm not even joking
it's when they're looking straight at me as they push that gets me. That coffee-cup followed up with a *blink*!
when your friends are kinkenabling you instead of kinkshaming you
Families attacked on the street for speaking Hebrew
Polish soccer fans doing a Nazi salute at Israeli fans at a match
Synagogues and Jewish centres targeted
Politicians & celebs spreading conspiracy theories
Yep all totally normal , just opposing the Israeli government đ
My grandma used to say that some poles were worse than the Nazis âŠ
sorry didn't hear you there. just playing a little tune on my blockenspiel...
why does this read like fetish content
bruh this is HULARIAUS
SURELY NOT
DO YOU NEED ME TO CALL FOR BACKUP FROM THE COLONY đ
#3am humor#<- yeah ik it's 8am but i am sleep deprived and i think this earned this tag by now
Nah, it's just that Gemini lives in a different time zone. I think.
I'm sorry but vaccines are so fucking cool. You're telling me that I just need to drop by my doctor, feel a pinprick, maaaybe feel a bit off for a day and then I have statistically significant, incredible chances of either completely avoiding getting a certain illness or at the very least have a pretty string guarantee my body will kick its ass swiftly??? Fucking magic potion.
"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess
Tyson gets up every day believing that the world is dehydrated for whatever dribbles out of his mouth next.
Perisex trans people become intersex allys NOW or I am going to kill you
"males and females" "AFABs and AMABs" "TMEs and TMAs" "You're TME, you'll never understand how scary it is to be a girl with a penis in the women's bathroom" (said to me, person who was literally beat up in middle school for being a girl with a penis in the girl's bathroom) "AMABs can never get cervical cancer, that's an AFAB only thing" "they won't let trans kids have hormones, but they'll give them to cis kids for free" "you can't be cis and trans at the same time" you can't be transfem and transmasc" "You can't be transfem if you were AFAB" "You can't be transmasc if you were AMAB" "RMAB and RFAB? Now you're just making things up" "All intersex people are biologically nonbinary" "I want to transition into intersex" "I'm such a b*eddel/f*ta/h*rm" "You're intersex? I'm so jealous, that means you get an easier transition right?" "I wish I was intersex, then I could get myself pregnant" "Trans people are brain intersex" "So what does it look like?"
shut up Shut Up SHUT UP, my new rule is that until a perisex person has at very least read the interACT faq, they are not allowed to talk about intersex topics at all! And if they spout bullshit after doing that then I'm going to start biting!!!!!
Wait is that THIS cat?
IT IS
Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine
Fun little math trick I find really helpful: the ratio of a mile to a kilometer is within 1% of the Golden Ratio. That means that if you have a good memory for Fibonacci numbers (1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89) you can convert pretty accurately by taking consecutive Fibonacci numbers.
For example, 89 kilometers is really close to 55 miles (55.3). Or, say you need to convert 26 miles to kilometers: 26 can be written as 21 plus 5, so taking the next Fibonacci number up gives 34 and 8, meaning it should be around 42 kilometers. Sure enough, it's 41.8 km!
i need several moments, math like this scares me
Not gonna lie, as much as I want to be helpful and comprehensible, I am very proud of provoking that reaction image.
THIS WAS LIFE-CHANGING INFORMATION FOR ME! I USE THIS TRUCK ALMOST DAILY WHEN TALKING TO INTERNATIONAL PARK VISITORS ABOUT HIKES AND DRIVING DIRECTION. LITERALLY HUGE FOR ME.
First playdate (or not)
So. Tyr, my dog, is a Great Pyraneese. This is important because this breed is known to be smart. Not in the way a German Shepherd or border Collie is smart, and wanting to please a human; Great Pyrs are independent minded and bred to Be Management of herds when a human might not be around.
Anyway.
It has been very pleasant out. We had the windows cracked and left them cracked when we went to work. This has never been an issue before.
My darling spouse was working on a job in a small town about a mile from our place. He was getting some stuff from the work van when he sees a large white dog prancing along.
"Huh." He thinks. "That looks an awful lot like.....TYR WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE."
Tyr, delighted that she has Found Father, bounds up happily and gets in the work van to give face kisses.
"GIRL NO WHAT." Kev says, scrambling to go let the client know that he has to take the fucking criminal back home real quick.
Turns out she discovered that a window can be shoved open with a determined snoot, and a window screen is not as strong as 80 pounds of muscular dog. And went for an adventure.
I got a call at this point while I was doing payroll.
"BABE WE NEED TO BABY GATE ALL THE FUCKING WINDOWS." My spouse says.
"....okay??" I say, and then get the story. I swore a bunch.
Anyway my dog is a criminal escape artist and we have to baby proof the fucking windows now
So last month, there was an assassination threat against Trump by the Iranian government on the plane he got from Qatar (which everyone has been saying is a giant security risk), so he used that plane as a decoy and secretly flew home from Turkey on another plane. Several members of his cabinet (including Rubio) and the press were left on the decoy plane, not knowing what was going on and that Trump wasnât even there with them due to a credible missile threat. They were "sitting ducks."
Idk man, call me crazy, but I think the press would have had a much stronger reaction if Joe Biden left them on a decoy plane to potentially get blown up instead of him. Something tells me this wouldâve gotten 24/7 news coverage under Biden and calls for him to resign, such as his stutter and cold during a debate did
10 years of the press shrugging off scandals that would've ended any other presidency because they like Trump and want him to succeed and own da libs. And he repays them by...leaving them to be cannon fodder. It sure is something how Trump will backstab literally everyone who supports him
GOUGAR CLAIMS COOL ROCK
God forbid women do anything
She had a good time, too
