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@stupidjewishwhiteboy
My instant block policy has officially evolved to include making arguments we’ve all heard a billion times that have counter arguments we’ve all heard a billion times. If you’re boring, you are not worth my time, and you’re getting blocked
Every self-described "anarchist" I've ever encountered has been a young person with a deficit of education and a surplus need for attention.
But THIS asshole adds a new twist because they're also an antizionist dishonestly cosplaying as a Jew.
To those of us who grew up in some sort of yiddishkeit, the choice of words here is jarring and an obvious tell.
"Shmendrik" traditionally refers to a foolish, inept, weak, or insignificant person. A helpless "nincompoop" or "pipsqueak." It's historically a mild, almost comical insult, popularized by early Yiddish theater. More than once, I've heard a grandparent refer to a grandchild affectionately as a schmendrik.
So this gonif is engaged in a high-stakes, furious internet argument involving terms like "Zionazi" and "Nazi's wet dream," and drops "shmendrik" into that rage.
This is the linguistic equivalent of aggressively yelling 'you absolute poopy-pants!" or 'you utter silly-billy!' in the middle of a screaming match.
A putz like @anarchic-judaism doesn't realize how fucking weird it is because they've never, ever spent time around actual speakers of Yiddish and probably couldn't pronounce the word aloud to save their life.
If you're unfamiliar with the tactic or have never run into @stoptheantisemitism, please understand: This is a non-Jewish user or bot who created an account to launder their antizionist/antisemitic arguments by posing, badly, as a Jew.
They grab a few Yiddish words off Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary to build instant cred among sonei Yisroel, but because they lack cultural context, they drop words like shmendrik into inappropriate contexts where the tonal flop makes their already-ridiculous mask fall off entirely.
Jumblr friends: Please don't waste any time on this falsher yid. They're a cheap chazer mit a kosher pisk. A khokhem be-layla.
No Jew who knows anything at all about their own history would say this:
They're a cosplayer. They're trying to ragebait you.
Please stop giving this mamzer the attention they're looking for.
Block 'em like Lego and move on, fam.
💙
I would lay decent odds that they got “ Shmendrik” from the character from the Last Unicorn movie (also the book it’s based on, but, y’know)
mamdani says he won’t attend the israel day parade because he can’t support a state that prioritizes one religion over another and then turns around and attends a pakistani independence day event lmfao what a joke
"It's ok when I do it" must be like, his favorite inner mantra.
Poor choice of words but do we expect jews to participate in muslim celebrations? Both sides hate each other with a passion.
if his identity as a muslim prevents him from supporting public secular jewish celebrations within his city, he has no business being mayor of the second most jewish city.
fundamentally, it’s the inconsistency for me. mamdani has no connection to pakistan—he is ethnically indian (gujurati??). he isn’t at the pakistani celebration for personal connections. he’s there because he’s making his values clear.
If I were the mayor of Hamtramck, Michigan - the only Muslim majority city in the US, You bet my Jewish ass would be attending their secular, cultural celebrations. That’s part of the gig. To actually engage with the community you serve.
Mamdani has been alienating his Jewish constituents since day one.
Remember this map mamdanis administration put out that sparked outrage for ignoring little Italy? Well how the hell do you forget the humongous Jewish community in Williamsburg where most of the signs are in Hebrew?
"He's got to be fair to everybody, and he is not fair to everybody. He is not fair to the Jewish people, which he makes everybody notice"
lots of comments worth looking into for more context on this one.
Gold earring with glass head pendant, Phoenician/Carthaginian, 3rd-1st century BC
from The Metropolitan Museum of Art
This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power
woah mama, I'm a Phoenician/Carthaginian Gold earring with glass head pendant (3rd-1st century BC)
Tevye Times is a historical period which overlaps with what Christian call vampire times. Both of these periods range from the fall of Rome to the 1880s and during them no one bathed, women were grindingly oppressed, Jews were constantly being boiled in oil, and no one could read. If you find historical record of a cultural accomplishment or a prosperous minority existing during vampire or Tevye times no you didn’t
Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.
This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you
She has the ballie
is so happy
la pallina :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands
Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often
Meets another iseksied person in the far past and beats the shit out of them for participating in the slave trade and eating moldy bread
Gets seen as crazy when I say I’m distilling peppermint oil to banish the miasma but people start asking to have some real quick when the Black Death comes to town and I am unaffected due to my constantly minty fresh house repelling rodents and fleas alike
one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.
On the first day of my Spanish class the professor was like “who here is a native Spanish speaker?” and like ten people raised their hands.
And my question for native speakers taking Spanish 1 for an easy A is not why they’re doing that but why would they admit it publicly
Today my speaking partner in class was a native speaker and he was smart enough to not out himself to the professor. Like how I don’t tell the professor that I understand Spanish but haven’t spoken it much. We keep secrets. We keep our easy A stepping stones to higher levels. We don’t put ourselves in a situation where we’re getting lectured about joining a higher difficulty class that we don’t want.
“If you deny any affinity with another person or kind of person, if you declare it to be wholly different from yourself—as men have done to women, and class has done to class, and nation has done to nation—you may hate it, or deify it, but in either case you have denied its spiritual equality, and its human reality. You have made it into a thing, to which the only possible relationship is a power relationship. And thus you have fatally impoverished your own reality.” Ursula K. Le Guin "American SF and The Other" in Science-Fiction Studies 7, 1975.
My mother-in-law: now listen children - the birds will go quiet as the eclipse goes on
The eclipse: (goes on)
The birds: (go quiet)
One (1) Woodpigeon, continuously: HOOOO HOOOOO HOO. HU HOOOOO HU
(translated from Wood Pigeon): "You see, children, all the other birds have gone quiet as the eclipse goes on..."
Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands
Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often
Meets another iseksied person in the far past and beats the shit out of them for participating in the slave trade and eating moldy bread
ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.
his head has never looked fatter or more stupid
On the first day of my Spanish class the professor was like “who here is a native Spanish speaker?” and like ten people raised their hands.
And my question for native speakers taking Spanish 1 for an easy A is not why they’re doing that but why would they admit it publicly
The thing I find most fun about this is the possibilities it opens up for making up your own words. OR for making up new meanings for old ones.
Transfem Peter Parker drawings I forgot to post
