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@stupidjewishwhiteboy
My instant block policy has officially evolved to include making arguments we’ve all heard a billion times that have counter arguments we’ve all heard a billion times. If you’re boring, you are not worth my time, and you’re getting blocked
Look, it's a free country, if you're not Jewish and you don't want to accept the idea of Jews as an ethnocultural group with its origins in the Levant you're free to do so (and I'm free to think you're a racist to deny a group's ethnocultural identity as invalid and an idiot as this fact is rather well attested to in the historical record).
But what confuses me is when people who self identify as Jews refuse to accept the idea of Jews as an ethnocultural group with its origins in the Levant. Like, in what ways are you Jewish if you reject what could arguably be considered THE central tenet of Jewish identity, around which like 90% of the religion revolves in one way or another?
(if you're wanting to sass Sim Kern for their stupid opinions, just remember that they use they/them pronouns and misgendering them is a dick move)
I mean, there is evidence very much on display in Rome, depicting exactly how Jews got to Europe, so that bitch can fuck all the way off.
A lot of the quote tweets of this tweet were just pictures from the Arch of Titus
no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook
My dad is like this. He and mom put something on TV, mom does commentary and crosswords while he cooks, she sometimes pauses if there's something visual he really needs to see and waits for him to have a moment at the correct angle (kitchen can usually see living room TV but when standing at the stove isn't a good angle for it). Then restart and keep going.
The version with me is I sit in a chair in or near the kitchen and read on my phone or laptop while conversing with him.
We do not have my mom cook. She is poor at it while Dad loves it. Let him cook.
yall WISH jews ran shit. you know how much more walkable your cities would be?
Things that would be true of the world if Jews actually ran it:
1) walkable cities
2) more eco-friendly everything
3) your boss couldn't force you to work weekends
4) teachers would get some fucking respect
5) restorative, rather than punitive, justice system
6) heavy-duty social safety net
7) emphasis on community
8) the abortion argument wouldn't be an argument because abortion isn't some fraught tangled issue in Judaism--it's a matter of health to be determined between a pregnant person, their doctor, and their rabbi, and the rabbi's role is basically to provide moral support
9) vaccines wouldn't be an argument. You're getting them because the science shows they protect people and we respect science and learning in this world. You're getting them because it's not all about you-you-you in this world. You have a duty to your community and that includes the preservation of life and health.
10) atheism would be considered a legitimate way of understanding G-d, not a moral failing.
RAMPS. there would be ramps everywhere.
And Braille without having to beg.
I suspect it would be much easier to determine the exact ingredients of food (for kashrut purposes, also because I think we’re more likely to have food allergies)
Absolutely.
I've seen a few people in the comments note that the Orthodox were less likely to get vaccinated for Covid than the rest of the population, and there are three things I want to note for those people (aside from the fact that this is false--evangelical Christians are the group least likely to get vaccinated):
1) if you're unsure why a group of Jews involved mostly only in religious life would hesitate to take a "we're like 99.9999999% sure it's fine but we literally do not have time to test long-term effects" vaccine, please open your preferred encyclopedia and look up "Josef Mengele."
2) There are known issues with the scientific education of students who predominantly attended yeshivas. Rather than focusing on this as a Jewish problem, it would be more productive to look at the standards for teaching medical science in private education, because this problem was also noted among people educated in evangelical Christian schools.
3) in Orthodox Jewish communities where the rabbis were educated on what the vaccine actually is, does, and theoretically can do, the rabbis were able to get vaccinated and share this information with their congregations and vaccination rates rose substantially. In Evangelical Christian communities, religious leaders actively rejected that education and told their congregations not to get the vaccine, but you think the Orthodox are the problem here? I'd encourage you to look at what's happening to the CDC with an evangelical Christian in charge, friend!
I'm aware that several of the people who said this are, themselves, staunch allies of the Jewish people, and I don't think anything malicious was meant on this front. But if you were one of the people who said this, I need you to stop and sit with it for a bit and think about the fact that not all heavily devout religious communities are the same, and that Jews specifically have some serious medical trauma (I'd say it's actually more useful to think of Jewish medical trauma as racialized, not along religious lines; it has a lot in common with Black medical trauma). Consciously or not, you're projecting Christian evangelical culture on Orthodox Jewry, and that is an act of antisemitism.
And finally: you know the stereotype in 1990s media of Jewish mothers bragging that their daughter married a doctor? It's one of those "buried in a hundred pounds of bullshit is a single kernel of truth" stereotypes. Because of the values put forth in Torah and Talmud and by the Jewish community as a whole, the most respected secular jobs among Jews are lawyers (you fight for justice and fairness), teachers (you fight for knowledge and education), and medical professionals (you fight for life). That's why so many Jews belong to those professions, and why so many Nobel Prize winners are Jews.
Given the choice between being locked in a building with 100 Orthodox and 100 evangelicals for two weeks during Covid, I would have picked the Orthodox in a heartbeat, and not just because we're all Jews. No--it's because I know which group includes personal physical cleanliness among its religious values and which actively rejects medical science as being "against G-d," which group is more likely to be willing to talk and debate the merits of the vaccine, and which group is more likely to accept me saying "I'm not sure. I'm an informed layperson, not a doctor. But I can look it up" as a sign of education rather than weakness. And that would hold true no matter what the illness was.
If Jews ran the world, WE WOULD BE HEALTHIER. Full stop.
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Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.
Wait wait wait does that mean if I become a vampire all the other vampires are going to feed on my O- vampire blood.
#you could say it's the omegaverse- (GUNSHOTS)
Hmm. Post cancelled.
POST DOUBLE CANCELLED
Wait so would O- be at the top or the bottom of the system?
Bottom. Everyone can eat them and they can eat no one but their own.
assigned bottom by derin
Post. Triple. Cancelled.
I wrote this btw and it was accidentally 18 chapters
#oh fuck you Derin#i have shit i needed to do today#i feel like i had this conversation with you#about Copy|Paste
You were already on Tumblr so you probably weren't gonna get that stuff done today anyway
i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make
In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.
The Arkansas black apple is a terrible apple that seems to make everyone mad according to the comments section on the apple rating website where people are shouty-caps screaming at each other over this stupid apple, and I’m going to subject you to it.
Apparently it is rock hard
this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat
my liege those are crab rangoons
by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’
Narrator: and they were right
whenever I see a ‘respect all people’ post and they start naming like everyone ever they don’t mention Jewish people. I wonder why that is
When I was a childe, she was my favourite one
The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:
You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank
one of my least favourite things about this website. "op have you considered that [the thing op was saying]"
giggling at this because this is ALSO awful and is ALSO the exact opposite example of what i was saying in my post i love this
he was literally set on fire three days ago saving YOUR ass grace. YOU chill out. rocky get behind me
