Jewish Self-Determination and Nerdiness

IMPORTANT NOTE:if you are rude or insulting to me in reblogs or comments on my posts (or are just boring) I will block you—I don’t owe you my attention 36 year old Oregonian Jewish Pantheist Progressive Nerd Librarian White Male who believes in the right of all peoples to self-determination. Not too old to care, not too young to count. I oppose the murder of Jews for political purposes, and I reblog stuff I like.

[stupidjewishwhiteboy]

My instant block policy has officially evolved to include making arguments we’ve all heard a billion times that have counter arguments we’ve all heard a billion times. If you’re boring, you are not worth my time, and you’re getting blocked

[depsidase]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.

[wandringaesthetic]

Wait wait wait does that mean if I become a vampire all the other vampires are going to feed on my O- vampire blood.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#you could say it's the omegaverse- (GUNSHOTS)

Hmm. Post cancelled.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

POST DOUBLE CANCELLED

[l0rm]

Wait so would O- be at the top or the bottom of the system?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Bottom. Everyone can eat them and they can eat no one but their own.

[kactusnz]

assigned bottom by derin

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Post. Triple. Cancelled.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I wrote this btw and it was accidentally 18 chapters

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#oh fuck you Derin#i have shit i needed to do today#i feel like i had this conversation with you#about Copy|Paste

You were already on Tumblr so you probably weren't gonna get that stuff done today anyway

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

The Arkansas black apple is a terrible apple that seems to make everyone mad according to the comments section on the apple rating website where people are shouty-caps screaming at each other over this stupid apple, and I’m going to subject you to it.

Apparently it is rock hard

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

[threedollarsdotcom]

this is the fifth fucking geode ive crakced open whys its all meat

[low-polly]

my liege those are crab rangoons

[girlblocker]

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Narrator: and they were right

[kinnoriv]

whenever I see a ‘respect all people’ post and they start naming like everyone ever they don’t mention Jewish people. I wonder why that is

[depsidase]

[eliasmustdieart]

When I was a childe, she was my favourite one

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[notahorseindisguise]

one of my least favourite things about this website. "op have you considered that [the thing op was saying]"

[notahorseindisguise]

giggling at this because this is ALSO awful and is ALSO the exact opposite example of what i was saying in my post i love this

[entrailer]

he was literally set on fire three days ago saving YOUR ass grace. YOU chill out. rocky get behind me

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[nentuaby]

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

[vexwerewolf]

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

[zoesupreme]

no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

sometimes I’m reminded that there are still people who don’t know ao3 was literally created by incest shippers — and the site’s sole purpose is to 1. be completely against censorship and 2. host all kinds of dark, taboo fics that are banned on other platforms — and the first ever fic that was posted on ao3 was a fic about an incest ship from supernatural.

you are in the house that was created by freaks. for freaks (affectionate). every disgusting thing you can think of is rightfully allowed and welcomed on ao3, because they are exactly the reasons why ao3 was created in the first place.

ao3 was created because its creators got tired of censorship, they got tired of dark and taboo fics getting banned on pro-censorship platforms, and they wanted a place that was safe for ALL FICS THAT WERE DARK AND TABOO.

ao3’s main principle is being against censorship and being proship / profic.

there are some things in fiction that make me uncomfortable, but instead of shaming people who are just minding their own business and not harming anyone in real life, I choose to curate my own internet experience by blocking/muting what I don’t want to see. ao3 has excellent tagging system, so instead of being rude, instead of asking why the world doesn’t revolve around your personal comfort, use their tagging system properly and you won’t see the things you don’t want to see.

it’s your job to curate what you see. it’s not other people’s jobs or responsibilities to censor themselves for your personal comfort. the world does not revolve around you.

also you cannot censor “only the things you personally hate” without expecting everything else, that isn’t of conservative beliefs, to be censored too. because censorship is a slippery slope and a fascist tool. I promise you there are people who think “why do tags for queer love even exist on ao3? they’re grooming children”.

if you allow the things that you hate to be censored — because someone with enough power gets to control what other people can and cannot create/consume, it will not stop at the things that you hate.

*illustration by sillyalexnorris

[samshepard]

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem