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@stupidjewishwhiteboy
My instant block policy has officially evolved to include making arguments we’ve all heard a billion times that have counter arguments we’ve all heard a billion times. If you’re boring, you are not worth my time, and you’re getting blocked
Dramatically declaring "IT BEGINS" even though I know darn well it has in fact been ongoing for some time.
The real reason you need to title your drawings is so that you can stick a little placard in the caption displaying the title of the work, artist's name, year of creation, and medium like your blog is a a fancy art gallery.
(Note that you are 100% allowed to get silly with it – putting some unhinged shit in a work's title has been common practice among Serious Artists for literal centuries, which makes it Respectable.)
I mean, yes, I'm "literally from Hell" if you wanna get real technical about it, but I don't do what I do because I'm inherently evil. Like all beings, my actions are informed by their material circumstances – the material circumstances in question being "it would be really, really funny".
I've seen visual novels unexpectedly swerve into famously beginner-hostile genres like top-down shoot-'em-ups, and I've seen precision puzzle platformers swerve into visual novels, but I've never seen a visual novel swerve into a precision puzzle platformer, which feels like a conspicuous omission. Like, you thought you were going to do some light reading, maybe see some titty? Fuck you – do this Kaizo Mario thing or no titties for you.
I've seen multiple people who don't actually know what a precision puzzle platformer is cite the 2D Sonic the Hedgehog games as examples of the type, and now I'm trying to imagine a true precision puzzle platformer with Sonic the Hedgehog's fuckass aerial physics. The mental image is... stark.
My first introduction to this actually real phenomenon was Acerfur. Ever after, whenever an online discussion of Lean gets too technical, I realize every avatar is in a fursuit.
Check out the bonus panel on the site.
Upcoming book signings this summer.
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Buy this comic as a print.
One of the most frequent requests we got in playtesting Eat God is a bigger Random Quirks table. This is the first of several planned expansions for playtest draft 0.8, previewing the 3xx entries (i.e., 311 through 366 on a d666); contributions from co-writers @ribstongrowback, Ashley Flanagan, and Zach Welhouse.
i feel like 344 should be 333 just for the bit
Right now they're just presented in the order in which they happened to be written, but now that you've pointed it out we're 100% doing that.
Getting started on the 4xxs.
(If anyone has any suggestions, feel free to chime in – we've got like a hundred slots left to fill if we're going to fill out a complete d666 table. You can find a PDF preview of the full list to date here if you want to avoid suggesting anything that's already there!)
Wrapping up the front half of the 4xxs, with thanks to certain parties who may recognise a few of their suggestions!
People come to my like "why don't you support [game], it looks like it's right up your alley" and [game] is a title with $170 USD worth of DLC.
"Oh, surely he's talking about one of those hyper-detailed flight simulators that charge separately for each individual model of plane or something like that":
The real reason some of y'all have trouble figuring out what a precision puzzle platformer is is that, checklists of tropes notwithstanding, the real definition is "games which are in creative dialogue with Maddy Thorson's Jumper (2004)", and none of you have played Jumper.
Designing and publishing a trading card game with a major recurring character in the lore named "the Meta" purely to make things difficult for a very specific type of person.
On the one hand, it kind of feels like every mildly offbeat date idea being stereotyped as a lesbian thing functions mostly as an excuse for straight dudes not to step up their game.
On the other hand, I've genuinely seen more lesbian couples in observation rooms at aquariums than in literally any other venue, so
perfect new meme template just dropped
example usage
wait I'm not done
you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it
example: you absolute coat hanger
as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk
example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night
#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled
Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).
Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.
… huh. I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.
I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.
Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.
“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”
Something is
Something is wrong with our language
Is it a glitch or a feature?
Feature
"Why do they care about Fauci now?"
Because of the midterms
"Covid was years ago I don't understand why theyre rehashing it!"
The midterms are happening in a few months
"How can they hold him in contempt? He didn't say anything!"
They're performing political theater to remind people of how upset they were during the pandemic about the decisions being made because the midterms are happening in November and the Covid backlash is how they won 2024.
Please please please learn to recognize political theater when it's happening. It'll spare you so much grief.
Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)
Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic
I know this isn't super widely known (and I'm sure plenty of people won't care) but I'm begging people to stop using #noticing especially in social media fics, it's an antisemitic dogwhistle used by neo nazis to talk about "noticing" how everything is "controlled by the Jews."
