“I’m telling you that was some fuckin’ bullshit!” Mark exclaimed as he lead the way into the kitchen for a snack he friend close behind him laughing at his out burst.
“Sorry Mark not everyone can be as good at Mario party as I am.” Sean chuckled hopping up on the island as he looked around Mark’s kitchen, he didnt get to come over often so he always took a moment to try and take in his surroundings.
“Wanna order a Pizza or something? I’m starving.” He whined dramatically as he watched Mark pull out some lefter over fruit salad from the fridge.
“It’s not skill when you get two extra stars before they pick the winner it’s complete bullshit.” He huffed and grabbed a fork and took a bite of his food, leaning up against the counter beside Sean.
“Why So you can taint it with your pineapple fetish?”
“You are literally eating pineapple right now you arse!” The Irish man laughed and playfully elbowed him in the side.
“I like pineapple really I do. And I love pizza but they just don’t go together its just plain wrong!”
“It is the best damn thing out there and you can fight me on it!”
“Says the guy who butters cold toast.” Mark smirked as his friend crinkled his nose and looked outraged, Sean’s eating habits had made their way to being a bit of a running joke between them.
“I don’t like my toast all gross and soggy. Whats the point in toasting it to begin with if you’re just gonna make it all soggy and wet with butter?” Sean said with a mildly disgusted face that only had made Mark laugh harder at him.
“Anyway” He started in between chuckles.
“There’s plenty to eat here. Help yourself Ja- Sean. Damnit sorry, its weird to call you that when I’m used to Jack.”Sean laughed and hopped down from the island to browse through the cabinets in the search of a snack for himself.
“It’s no big deal really Mark! My own mom calls me ‘Jack’ that’s where the name came from you dork. Calm down.” He reassured him as he grabbed a can from the shelf and shut the cabinet door. Mark had gotten better at calling him by his real name but, was still the worst one when it came to getting his online tag and his name confused. It was no big deal really but it was still fun to watch him stress out a little about it.
“Still.” Mark said, mouthful of various fruit while he watched his friend pop the lid on the can of Beefaroni in his hand.
“Only in America would it be okay to can pasta of all things.” Sean laughed softly at the weird food item he had come across and grabbed a fork for himself while Mark turned to grab him a bowl.
“Here you go. You can just pop it in the micr-” He stopped mid sentence and made the most mortified face Sean had ever seen as he took a bite from the can. Mark couldn’t believe it he could forgive everything else but, eating Beefaroni cold? Straight from the can no less!
“What?” Sean asked completely oblivious to what he had done to earn the disgusted and horrified look his friend was casting his way.
“Alright. Out.” Mark said dead serious setting his food aside and grabbing Sean by the shoulders and gently pushing him towards the door, making his friend stutter out a small noise of shock.
“Ah! Mark what the hell? C’mon stop!” He struggled the best he could without dropping his food confused and laughing at his friend’s actions.
“Nope. Out. Pineapple on pizza fine. Wrong but, fine. Butter on cold toast? Disgusting but, sorta makes sense but, no. This time you’ve gone to far I’m afraid this friendship wasn’t meant to be.”
“Yes really! I’m not going to house a heathen like you any longer now out you go!” Mark said dramatically as he opened the door for him. Sean smirked and looked Mark directly in the eyes as he took another large bite of the canned pasta and tomato sauce, enjoying the fact that his friend gasped and crinkled his face up like he had eaten something foul.
“YOU MONSTER!” He mocked yelled before laughing and letting Sean back inside.
“Is this seriously not how your supposed to eat it?”
“No. No it is not. You are single handedly the most revolting person I know.”
“It was Mario Party that did it wasn’t it?”
“I’ll forgive you being a dirty cheater if you at least warm it up now.” Sean was almost doubled over in his laughter now at Mark’s reactions.
“Alright. Alright I’ll warm it up.”
“Thank god. That is just too much weird for me.”
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