#henderbender

massive loser

[katyamondfische]

when things from ages ago make you angry again

[the-piss-high]

Me, coffee person: can I take ur order?

Any customer over the age of 55: I jUSt want a SIMPle cup of coffee.

Me, again: ok what size do you w-

Grandpa again: LOOK! All I wANT is a rEGular. CUP. Of NORmAl. RUN-of-the-MILL. HOT. COFFEE. MOTHer of CHRIST with this UNAmerican VENTI-frapa-WHOO-HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maurypovichofficial]

Languages are made up can you believe that? it’s just a bunch of phonetic sounds gibberish none of it actually means anything. this post??? i could smash my hand on the keyboard and it could mean the same thing, it only doesn’t because we say so. Nothing is real 

[kristenbouchard]

[maggierogers]

me: uses the word bitch as a self descriptor

a man: says bitch

me: 

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

tumblr post: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP FUCKERS BECAUSE IVE GOT SOME TIPS FOR YOU

me:

[delva]

[emotional--labor]

I would love to meet him!

[hoanbee]

[lepetitblogger]

[onlytwitterpics]

[thotograph]

anxiety: they hate you

me: who hates me

anxiety: they

[byungmins]

why is this the truest shit to ever hit the internet

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

[eclaire89]

Whoop there it is

[grumpy-radfem]

also:

[chevysuburban-blog]

[funnygamememes]

[stability]

[andrewbelami]