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Your name is Batter and you can't speak very well. With everyone taller than you in this pink city you wonder why no one else looks like you,and why you're here in Zone 2 so begin with. ((indie!Little bad batter blog from the game OFF)) M!A Status:

[impureteenbatter]

Okay- if you can straight out your tail and tense it up. Start on your hunches and use your tail to stay balanced while standing up- if you need to use your hands.

[purityspandahero-deactivated201]

It’s kind of hard to do that when you’ve just achieved the body but I’ll try that. Perhaps It won’t be too hard.

[impureteenbatter]

You have a balancing tool- I had to learn how to stand and walk without it.

[purityspandahero-deactivated201]

You have a point but still. This is just so weird.

[impureteenbatter]

Neck high, shoulders down, and think “murder" you’ll get it

[purityspandahero-deactivated201]

You seem so sure about that.

[impureteenbatter]

Don't act on the murder though, just think it.

[impureteenbatter]

Okay- if you can straight out your tail and tense it up. Start on your hunches and use your tail to stay balanced while standing up- if you need to use your hands.

[purityspandahero-deactivated201]

It’s kind of hard to do that when you’ve just achieved the body but I’ll try that. Perhaps It won’t be too hard.

[impureteenbatter]

You have a balancing tool- I had to learn how to stand and walk without it.

[purityspandahero-deactivated201]

You have a point but still. This is just so weird.

[impureteenbatter]

Neck high, shoulders down, and think "murder" you'll get it

[impureteenbatter]

Okay- if you can straight out your tail and tense it up. Start on your hunches and use your tail to stay balanced while standing up- if you need to use your hands.

[purityspandahero-deactivated201]

It’s kind of hard to do that when you’ve just achieved the body but I’ll try that. Perhaps It won’t be too hard.

[impureteenbatter]

You have a balancing tool- I had to learn how to stand and walk without it.

[spectrezacharie]

  Tenses, not exactly expecting him to hug him. Though the merchant accepted it none the less and returned it, giving the male a small pat on the back before pulling back. “I’m sure the elsen would think differently… But they are odd creatures themselves…" Shakes his head, hands slipping into his pockets. 

[impureteenbatter]

*fidgets with hat, not used to hair* The Elsens…hmm- they’re sorta human but not? Who knows what they really are. But functioning as a human after growing up a baby dino? Guess my view’s a bit biased….How have things with you been?

[spectrezacharie]

"What they are is even beyond my knowledge my friend." He said offering a small shrug. “I’ve been well enough seems my batter has finally returned after his little ‘trip’ His puppeteer decided to drag him off for quiet awhile for leveling. Couldn’t even bother to pay me one visit. But I’m sure thats of no interest to you." The merchant leaned back on his heels slightly, releasing a few small coughs causing black liquid to come up and slip off his chin. “you have been well for the most part I assume?…"

[impureteenbatter]

Your Batter didn't......Did he forget about you? Maye that's why?...The others that I knew haven't made in an appearance in a long time- hence my odd behavior. But you're doing well so that's good *notices the black liquid and quirks an eyebrow*...I've been alright for now...

[spectrezacharie]

"Of course not…. I just dont exactly see that as a greeting… but perhaps with your former form it was… Normally human-esqu characters greet with shaking hands or a hug…"

[impureteenbatter]

It’s hard being human…..being a dinosaur’s cooler. *shifts and hugs him awkwardly*

[spectrezacharie]

Tenses, not exactly expecting him to hug him. Though the merchant accepted it none the less and returned it, giving the male a small pat on the back before pulling back. “I’m sure the elsen would think differently… But they are odd creatures themselves…" Shakes his head, hands slipping into his pockets. 

[impureteenbatter]

*fidgets with hat, not used to hair* The Elsens...hmm- they're sorta human but not? Who knows what they really are. But functioning as a human after growing up a baby dino? Guess my view's a bit biased....How have things with you been?

[impureteenbatter]

purityspandahero replied to your post: purityspandahero liked your post: ………. I have to… Because I have to deal with being a giant crocodile that’s why.

Oh….well uhm…Do you have the walking down or do you need help with that?

[purityspandahero-deactivated201]

It feels weird to stand up so I’d rather not.

Meaning yes

I need help.

[impureteenbatter]

Okay- if you can straight out your tail and tense it up. Start on your hunches and use your tail to stay balanced while standing up- if you need to use your hands.

[impureteenbatter]

purityspandahero replied to your post: purityspandahero liked your post: ………. I have to... Because I have to deal with being a giant crocodile that’s why.

Oh....well uhm...Do you have the walking down or do you need help with that?

[impureteenbatter]

purityspandahero liked your post: ………. I have to make sure….. *lift....

WHY

[spectrezacharie]

"Of course not…. I just dont exactly see that as a greeting… but perhaps with your former form it was… Normally human-esqu characters greet with shaking hands or a hug…"

[impureteenbatter]

It's hard being human.....being a dinosaur's cooler. *shifts and hugs him awkwardly*

[impureteenbatter]

.......... I have to make sure..... *lifts up hem of pants and lo- swiftly pins the fabric back down with wide eyes and lays back down* ........What the fuck is that. That's not- what the hell- *looks again andpulls hands away, just lays there*.........Isn't it dangerous to have it hang out- is it a human thing? Can't they retract it- no....apparently not..... But it there's damage done there it'll hurt like hell...!

[impureteenbatter]

NO U DID NOT)) Frowning, Shihon leaned against a wall. "I dunno. I'mm not too zure where they could've gone, though...I thought Zacharie would have at leazt vizzzited you, though. I thought I zaw him a few timezzz every here and there..." Thinking quietly to hirself, ze began to drool a little, and the tip of the bee's ridiculously long tongue was slipping out. No one knows how the tongue fit in the mouth anyway. No one. Not even I do.

((WHEEZES BUT)) ...I do miss Zacharie- but I think he's grown away from me- sorta like how a kid grows out of a toy? Iunno. As long as he's okay I'm okay with it. *watches the others tongue and raises an eyebrow in curiosity*

[impureteenbatter]

IT'S OKEE DARLIN)) "Oh..." The bee laughed a little bit. "I guezzzz zo. I wonder where they all went, though. I would think zome of them would ztill be around..."

(BUT- I DISHONORED THE FAMILY)) I just....did something happen? Are they okay? It's a practical ghost town now....hmm...

[impureteenbatter]

"Makes zenzzze. You can't ztay tiny forever." Ze grinned, before fluttering hir wings almost nervously. "Zo how have thingzzz been? I know we aren't cloze, but I'm curiouzzz az to what haz been going on in Zone 2."

Aren't close? You're one of the first people I met! That's special.....Zone 2 has been relatively quite, the Elsens here have gotten used to me being in the library, keeping it organized and all since that is basically my home.....I haven't seen anyone around lately though- Zacharie...Sugar, not even any of the other Batters....it's sorta weird.... How have things with you been? *smiles a little*

[impureteenbatter]

*lays on the roof awkwardly and stares at the sky* .....I should've been careful what I wished for- I never realized being human was so.........different

[impureteenbatter]

"You look different from when I lazzzt zaw you. Then again, that wazzz awhile ago..." The bee blinked and stared at the Batter. Honestly, ze wasn't too sure if that even WAS the little creature ze remembered.

*rubs back of neck* Different in looks- but I'm still the same person inside!...I just hit a lot of growth spurts, and then some..

[torracat]

*beat boxing and shrugging shoulders rhythmically* yo yo ASH KETCHUM IS SO MUCH HOTTER AND COOLER THAN GARY LAME OAK

[egberts]

is that so

[torracat]

*beat boxin turns to sobbing*

[impureteenbatter]

Hey there! You're a human now rather than this impure dinosaur! Have fun~

Human...? Impure dinosaur...?I don't understand if it's really that possible to due tha-*yelps and back is forced to straighten up- hisses at tail retracting and vertebrae adjusting*...?! *grabs muzzles in hopes to stop the burning feeling, finds muzzle slowly shrinking and growing short in grip and paws at it-looks at clawed paw hands grow smalls and bites them with a pained hiss from the bones rearranging-squirms and falls back on the roof in a fitful mess and scratches up against the roof top- yelps at legs snapping to make the right legs rather then original bipedal ones, bites arm to stiffle anymore sounds....blinks at the lack of sharp triangular teeth, in its place are more rounded square ones* wha...? *sticks tongue out but can't see it because it's short and pink*...???....pants a little and swallows hard- looks at human hands and struggles to sit up- stares at human body*....At least my clothes shrunk too...- what the hell are those on my feet.