sarcastic

in a world of internet blogs, one teenager emerges to blog about random shit that makes her laugh at inappropriate times. shannon, the american teenager beckoned to the call, decided to take up arm against the tyranny of going outside and socializing with others in order to provide above average content to all that follow her. proceed to delve into the action packed thrills of semi-regular updates and amusing gifs. sit back and relax because this is one show you won't want to miss.

[teathattast]

[persephonenevermore]

[dudebrosunited1]

Direct fucking action.

[homoluigi]

At the time he wasn’t even a sitting MP he was just an asshole who had said rude things about suffragists.

[souris-ala-vie]

[septemberetcetera]

[cruelbby]

[flyngdream]

[melonmemes]

The spirit of a Generation

[miracu-less]

You’ve gone too far.

[neverthere12345]

[fotos-ms]

[eraemx]

As someone that has grown up surrounded by beaches and done surf life saving, I know how the sea works. Lots of people dont. Every summer multiple tourists die here because they don’t respect the sea, if you’re going to the coast, here’s a thing I saw on Facebook.

Listen to lifeguards, swim and surf between the correct flags, respect the sea

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

[komlin]

roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

OH MY GOD NO

[komlin]

twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car

[bearsnbritts-deactivated2015052]

STOP IT

[komlin]

row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily i can make you scream

[straight-as-a-curly-fry]

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

[gahdamnpunk]

I feel exposed

[kardashy]

“get you a mans who can do both” what? lie AND get my hopes up? 😍😍 

[ymutate]

[animusrox]

The Dark Knight (2008)

[saltystarus]

another greed meme that has probably been done before

[sorreleater]

honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.