Queer And Baited

I wanted a place to rant about Wednesday

[imqueerandimbaited]

Imagine a scenario where Wednesday keeps doing weird things and Enid is just really confused about what’s happening and so she goes to Pugsley and explains what Wednesday’s been doing except what she’s describing it in fact how an Addams courts someone and Pugsley is just like “Damn didn’t expect that”

[abs0lutes0lv3r]

Enid's middle name being Agnes in this fic is actually frying me. The fact this was made before season 2 is even better.

[imqueerandimbaited]

Odyssey au but Enid is Odysseus and Wednesday is Penelope inspired by this TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMFWcYCo/

TikTok - Make Your Day

[sleepyking]

Wednesday should adopt a new child every season

Like, in season one she adopted Eugene as her brother

In season two she adopted Agnes

She needs to get more kids because I think it’s funny

Like

Wednesday, to the Big Bad Bad Guy TM: I have tracked you down using my extreme intelligence—

Agnes: and me! I helped!

Wednesday: …

Wednesday: yes, you were very helpful. Anyways, and now I shall vanquish you and mount your head on Pugsley’s wall—

Eugene: wait, why our wall? Why not yours?

Wednesday: I—

Agnes: Enid won’t let her have severed body parts in their dorm other than Thing

Wednesday: AS I WAS SAYING—

*insert like five other kids*

Big Bad Bad Guy TM: do. do you like. need a minute, ooorrrrrr…?

Wednesday: hang on—THING! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THEM!?

Big Bad Bad Guy TM: so are you the dad or the mom?

Enid: I’m not the stepmom I’m the mom that stepped up

Anyways Wednesday’s Army Of Ducklings is canon trust trust

[imqueerandimbaited]

You know that one audio that’s like “KENDRICK, DROP ANOTHER DISS TRACK AND MY LIFE IS YOURS” that’s how I feel about Netflix and wenclair.

[iffasart]

SHE WAS ABOUT TO CRYYYY

Enid managed to scare Wednesday HOLY SHIT

[seepingbrainfluids]

[brenshor]

Enid: They never get my fur right!!!

[imqueerandimbaited]

Wenclair fic where Enid and Wednesday are roommates in their like early mid twenties and somehow end up with a kid(I feel like it should be Agnes) and are trying to figure out how to take care of it, the kid could be anywhere from 2-16 but they somehow became this kid’s legal guardian or something and now they gotta figure out how to parent it

[imqueerandimbaited]

Anyone got good fluffy silly wenclair fic recs?

[imqueerandimbaited]

Fic where Enid says she doesn’t think Wednesday would be a good romantic partner and Wednesday, insulted, takes this as a challenge to be an incredible romantic partner

[brenshor]

Your logic about Tyler not being able to save Wednesday falls apart when you say it's because Issac and Francoise wouldn't let him and Francoise was his master when that boy was able to defy his previous master to literally kill her.

You can't have it both ways, he's proven capable of defying his master when Thornhill was his master for what? A year? Even if they were separated. His bond with her would have been much much stronger than something his mother, who he never knew, just initiated, if she's even actually capable of being his master and didn't lie to him since it's shown she had to use violence to get him to listen to her.

The point is he has shown that he is strong enough not to obey his master's every whim. If he had really wanted to he could have saved Wednesday but he didn't want to so he didn't. Just let him be the villain. Stop pushing a romance that isn't there.

[brenshor]

"At least you admit you only care about the romance"

Yes I care that they are forcing it.

Are you seriously coming in to complain about my post being against the romance when I specifically put it in the anti tag for that romance? (Learn to block or stop lurking where you know it will make you mad.)

You mean that Tyler, who was abused and groomed which has caused him massive trauma and psychosis that he is already prone to as a male Hyde, and needs psychological help and support instead of a girlfriend? Yeah, I admit to that.

There are two directions here for the character. Either Tyler goes for redemption or gives in to his Hyde entirely but neither of those can or should be dependent on Wednesday at all. Not everything about his character should revolve around her. And his redemption needs to be because he feels remorseful and wants to be free from his Hyde not because he does something random that saves Wednesday's life so the writers can write him as being forgiven. And if he gives in to his Hyde that can't be because Wednesday rejects him either it needs to be his decision completely separate from her or else he's perpetually just a 2d character attached to her with no real story or anything of his own just only her.

He has the potential to be a really really great villain if they actually explored more about how he was feeling on screen instead of just telling us he feels remorseful and is obsessed with her in interviews so he can be shoehorned into a romance with his character that should have ended in season 1 when he was revealed.

[brenshor]

Sure sisterhood or whatever

[ziggyzoomer]

scissorhood or whatever they call it

[imqueerandimbaited]

Sometimes I think a Wednesday thought and I’m like man I wish I could share that with someone then I remember wait I can

[imqueerandimbaited]

Imagine post-season 2, Wednesday is missing Enid so she starts sleeping in the shirt Enid gave her🙂‍↕️

[imqueerandimbaited]

Me and my friend were discussing how we wished Pubert Addams was in the Wednesday show and I was like wouldn’t it be funny if he just like showed up one day? like Morticia wakes up and there’s just a baby lying next to her, she was never pregnant and definitely never gave birth but Pubert is just laying smiling with his mustache and what follows is something like:

M”Gomez”

G”Yes my love?”

M”there’s a baby in our bed”

G”that’s one killer mustache”

And so forth and then they like call up Wednesday on the crystal ball and this conversation follows

G”meet your new baby brother, Pubert”

W”I didn’t know mother was pregnant”

M”I wasn’t, he just appeared”

And Wednesday is just like that checks out and Enid is in the background thinking what the fuck

And this baby is definitely biologically theirs, no doubt about, there’s just not sure how he came to be but they’ll love him anyway and weirder things have happened

[cadmium-bear]

Wednesday giving Enid a doll from her favorite serial killer is an Addams equivalent of a person with autism gifting their friend an obscure looking rock.

Wednesday is autism-coded is a hill I’d die on.