Actual quotes from my friends.

True story.

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What was Andy Griffith's real name?

Matthew

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Somethings don't work til you say em.

Matthew Fouts

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That's America's Europe...Wisconsin.

Mike Lee

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I believe the earth is round. I believe birds are real. You know what? I believe whatever Beyonce believes.

Matthew "Not a flat earther" Fouts

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Is macaroni pasta?

Matthew F

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Let's disagree to disagree.

Matthew

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Use the fucking Queen's English!

Matthew F

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There's not enough water in water.

Matthew F

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A dates not a date without a stop to AutoZone or Wal-Mart.

Matthew F

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My whole life is a quote.

Roxie

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I wish Taco Bell sold McDonald's food.

Matthew

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Wizard of the Oz

Matthew: ...Wizard of the Oz.

Geani: It's "Wizard of Oz."

Matthew: Same thing. Johnny of the Depp.

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Why is it so hard to dress yourself?

Matthew

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I'm the real life Beyonce, bitch.

Matthew

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That's my dream napkin.

Matthew

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Zac Efron would be proud.

Matthew

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That's a pretty avocado.

Jorge