Gavroche!

BETTER THAN JAVERT!!!!!!!!!!! (Ooc: any pronouns! Check pinned post btw, and the bg picture is from my production of Les mis^^)

[gavroche-offical]

HOW DO YOU DO, MY NAME’S GAVROCHE!!

Hello to all my AMAZING fans! It’s your lovely friend Gavroche here, and I decided that I deserve a blog! You can always find me here!!!!!

(OOC UNDERNEATH THE CUT!)

Hi! So my Les mis obsession is going INSANE, gavroche is the best character ever, and I’ve been so inactive in the officalverse with my other accounts, so that all led to this!! I’ll try my best not to mischaracterize him- and I just finished a production as the understudy lol. I’ve had the account for a while but never used it but today I learned there are other Les mis officals! Run by @circusfreakster and I use she/any pronouns ooc! I’d recommend reading my intro on there for my dni and stuff

Tags for socialization

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[gavroche-offical]

I DID IT

I NABBED A WHOLE MATTRESS

[kerjeanforfrance]

And you need a whole mattress for what purpose??

[gavroche-offical]

what’s it to you?

[kerjeanforfrance]

I’m just curious on why you even need a whole mattress. Don’t you have your own somewhere?

[gavroche-offical]

I just happened to know an inn nearby that had a bit too many mattresses. That’s all!

[gavroche-offical]

I DID IT

I NABBED A WHOLE MATTRESS

[kerjeanforfrance]

And you need a whole mattress for what purpose??

[gavroche-offical]

what’s it to you?

[gavroche-offical]

I DID IT

I NABBED A WHOLE MATTRESS

[piierogis]

my takeaway from this meme

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

@gav-roasts ANOTHER ONE 👀

@gav-de-thenard @urchin-of-paris GAVROCHES ASSEMBLE

[gavroche-offical]

ALRIGHTY THEN

I SEE ‘OW IT IS

NO NO DONT EVEN BOTHER TAGGING ME

I see how it is…

you traitors…

[gavroche-offical]

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Is this about Julius Cesear

[gavroche-offical]

YES

[gavroche-offical]

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

[sims3truther]

i like you so much i'm putting our names into the love tester on GirlsGoGames

[enjolras-offical]

hehehe

[kerjeanforfrance]

Being stabbed with a bayonet again would be less obvious then whatever I’ve just watched

[enjolras-offical]

👀 you didn’t see anything kid. nothing going on here whatsoever.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Enjolras I love you dearly but you're a fuckin liar

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Well then.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

BAHAHAHA I LOVE THE INTERNET

[gavroche-offical]

:)

[fantine-offical]

Hm... I should just do it myself then.

@gavroche-offical little boy, come here!...

[gavroche-offical]

Madame, you sound like you’re trying to kidnap me.

ARE you trying to kidnap me??

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare EP IM A LITTLE CONCERNED OVER HERE.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Relax. You can trust her. She's Cosette's mum.

[gavroche-offical]

THEN WHY’S SHE TALKING LIKE THAT

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

@urchin-of-paris @monsieur-umbre hey what's the status on my request?

[urchin-of-paris]

got progress, checking something tonight and then we should be good. gonna have to get @gavroche-offical to get it to you tho.

[gavroche-offical]

’m i missing something?! How come i don’t know this request thing!! What’s this all about, huh?

[urchin-of-paris]

your sister wants a jacket stolen for a particular collegue of hers, wants stars on it. you can guess who. parnasse is helping us.

[gavroche-offical]

AAAAAAH GOT IT GOT IT

let me know when it’s time for my part in the plan!

[fantine-offical]

Hm... I should just do it myself then.

@gavroche-offical little boy, come here!...

[gavroche-offical]

Madame, you sound like you’re trying to kidnap me.

ARE you trying to kidnap me??

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare EP IM A LITTLE CONCERNED OVER HERE.

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

@urchin-of-paris @monsieur-umbre hey what's the status on my request?

[urchin-of-paris]

got progress, checking something tonight and then we should be good. gonna have to get @gavroche-offical to get it to you tho.

[gavroche-offical]

’m i missing something?! How come i don’t know this request thing!! What’s this all about, huh?

[freeradicow]

I stopped by with blankets for the calves' sleepover and @urchin-of-paris is there with what may or may not be a map of sorts and the list of some officer's shifts.

How inspiring it is to see youths of different species fraternising.

[not-your-eponine]

oh my god why is my brother hanging out with a bunch of calves @urchin-of-paris please just go to school and make friends there

i know I’m not one to talk but I work hard to make sure you have a normal childhood and then you go spend your free time with revolutionary baby cows why

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

School is overrated @urchin-of-paris don't listen to your sister. Have fun with your cows

[urchin-of-paris]

thank you very much multiverse sister

@guide-des-timides-et-des-caids @gavroche-offical @gav-de-thenard which one of youse does this eponine belong to? you're lucky can i steal her. i'll trade.

still love you ep, but priorities. we should all be free from school.

[gavroche-offical]

that’s MY sister! As much as ‘m for stealing (‘specially with other me’s) there’s no stealing her!!!!!!! MAXIMUM security artifact!

AND she’ll arrest you!!!!!!!

[urchin-of-paris]

what do you mean she'll arrest me??

she's not a cop, is she?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

...well. actually. About that.

@gavroche-offical Gav i love you dearly but bringing that up may not have been the smartest idea you've ever had

[urchin-of-paris]

no. no. this cannot be happening.

BETRAYAL

@gavroche-offical you can keep her i've changed my mind

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

@eponinesuggestions mum come pick me up i'm scared

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Gav, I'm still me. I'm still on your side. Nothing's changed. I just happen to have a slightly more respectable job now.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

nuh uh acab

if there's a fire you're trying to douse you can't put it out from inside the house

you of all people should know better than that :(

@gavroche-offical @urchin-of-paris @eponinesuggestions

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Did. Did you just quote Hamilton at me.

Kid, I was a Hamilton fan while you were still running around with a pacifier. And I'm not taking advice from Aaron Burr, the man who shot his political rival.

[guide-des-timides-et-des-caids]

first of all, thomas jefferson sang that line, not burr.

second, my point still stands.

please come save me up from cop eponine i'm scared (@the-bald-eagle @grantairesuggestionss @terriblycharming @monsieurmadeleine24601 @jehan-darc @the-charismatic-centre @revolutionarylawyer @cosettethelittlelark @combeferre-the-reasonable-one @eponinesuggestions @fortunas-eyes @youcanflyonfourailes @bazwontpassthebar @feuilled-by-coffee)

[grantairesuggestionss]

I’ve been telling people this Eponine is a fed sent to get Enjolras because he’s a commie

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare do you work for palantir

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Who?? What the fuck?? NO!

What do you mean you've been telling people - if you have something to say about me you should say it to my face!!

[grantairesuggestionss]

I did just say it to your face

C.I.A. agent Éponine do you work for palantir

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

NO

@inspector-javert-offical who do I work for?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

The Paris Prefect of Police?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Thank you. @grantairesuggestionss I don't work for the goddamn feds.

@gavroche-offical you see what you've gotten me into?

[gavroche-offical]

What IVE gotten you into? I didn’t sign you up for this job!

I am sorry for mentionin’ it though.

There are UPSIDES to this situation though that I CANNOT SHARE PUBLICLY!

[grantairesuggestionss]

are you taking care of yourself during training this time? or are we going to have another fainting onstage incident?

DO not bring this up again it never happened I refuse to believe it did

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

None of my friends ever take care of themselves and if he tries to argue with me he's a liar

[cosettethelittlelark]

If you can't take care of yourself I will bring you back to my place and make you take care of yourself. Yes that is a threat. Yes that goes for all of you.

[grantairesuggestionss]

I am like 3 times your size and almost double your height

[cosettethelittlelark]

Your point?

[grantairesuggestionss]

I'm going to resist and we will have to fight and I'll injure you and then marius will have to fight me and marius couldnt swing a punch to save anyone

[cosettethelittlelark]

You will not resist because I'll get Bahorel

[grantairesuggestionss]

I’ll get Claquesous and Montparnasse

[cosettethelittlelark]

I'll get Eponine who knows the whole Patron Minette much better than you do

[grantairesuggestionss]

I know Fauntleroy and Jehan much better than anyone else and everyone knows that knowing them means as long as they’re on my side Sous and Nassie are. Babet and Guelemer couldn’t fight me if they tried

[cosettethelittlelark]

Fuck I didn't even think of Jehan.

I'll tell Enjolras. He'll make you come round with his angelic powers.

[grantairesuggestionss]

Sorry but Enjolras magic only works so far

You’re outmanned and outwitted here. I’ll do as I please

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

If the choice is between Cosette and anyone else I will side with Cosette. Every. Time. And I can fight you.

Just a fair warning :)

[grantairesuggestionss]

You might be strong but I’m still a man, Ép. It’s not sexist I am literally just built different than you

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

????????

Sir I've spent ~7 years on the street. Montparnasse taught me to fight. I'm pretty damn sure I can take you in a fistfight.

Also you're only 2 inches taller than me so get off your high horse.

@cosettethelittlelark look i know this was originally about making him take care of himself but now I'm mad and I actually genuinely want to punch him just to prove I can.

[eponinessuggestions]

Grantaire is a wall of body mass

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

YOU AGAIN

Didn't I already apologize for saying I could take you in a fight?? What are you even doing here 💔

[eponinessuggestions]

I am everywhere, girl 💗

[grantairesuggestionss]

@only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare I called in my backup

My favourite éponine is here

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

Welp joke's on you because @gavroche-offical likes me best so????

[gavroche-offical]

true AND I would win against all of you

both sentences have been legally validated by javert and you have no proof otherwise

[freeradicow]

I stopped by with blankets for the calves' sleepover and @urchin-of-paris is there with what may or may not be a map of sorts and the list of some officer's shifts.

How inspiring it is to see youths of different species fraternising.

[not-your-eponine]

oh my god why is my brother hanging out with a bunch of calves @urchin-of-paris please just go to school and make friends there

i know I’m not one to talk but I work hard to make sure you have a normal childhood and then you go spend your free time with revolutionary baby cows why

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

School is overrated @urchin-of-paris don't listen to your sister. Have fun with your cows

[urchin-of-paris]

thank you very much multiverse sister

@guide-des-timides-et-des-caids @gavroche-offical @gav-de-thenard which one of youse does this eponine belong to? you're lucky can i steal her. i'll trade.

still love you ep, but priorities. we should all be free from school.

[gavroche-offical]

that’s MY sister! As much as ‘m for stealing (‘specially with other me’s) there’s no stealing her!!!!!!! MAXIMUM security artifact!

AND she’ll arrest you!!!!!!!

[urchin-of-paris]

what do you mean she'll arrest me??

she's not a cop, is she?

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

...well. actually. About that.

@gavroche-offical Gav i love you dearly but bringing that up may not have been the smartest idea you've ever had

[urchin-of-paris]

no. no. this cannot be happening.

BETRAYAL

@gavroche-offical you can keep her i've changed my mind

[gavroche-offical]

it’s a good thing if you think hard enough >:)

[freeradicow]

I stopped by with blankets for the calves' sleepover and @urchin-of-paris is there with what may or may not be a map of sorts and the list of some officer's shifts.

How inspiring it is to see youths of different species fraternising.

[not-your-eponine]

oh my god why is my brother hanging out with a bunch of calves @urchin-of-paris please just go to school and make friends there

i know I’m not one to talk but I work hard to make sure you have a normal childhood and then you go spend your free time with revolutionary baby cows why

[only-a-kid-but-hard-to-scare]

School is overrated @urchin-of-paris don't listen to your sister. Have fun with your cows

[urchin-of-paris]

thank you very much multiverse sister

@guide-des-timides-et-des-caids @gavroche-offical @gav-de-thenard which one of youse does this eponine belong to? you're lucky can i steal her. i'll trade.

still love you ep, but priorities. we should all be free from school.

[gavroche-offical]

that’s MY sister! As much as ‘m for stealing (‘specially with other me’s) there’s no stealing her!!!!!!! MAXIMUM security artifact!

AND she’ll arrest you!!!!!!!