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[thedgeofsleep]

can wilford do any job without killing someone?

[markiplier]

Welcome to Markiplier TV! Here to bring you the very best in everything that is Markiplier!

[alotofbeautyinordinarythings]

[otherfxschbach-blog]

“ My name isn’t Mark. My name is Max. “

twiniplier oc - penned by jess - est. june 2016 

[alannasroleplaymemes-moved]

Things My Friend Said Playing Video Games

“What are you doing? Get the fuck up! It’s not nap time!” “Someone is shooting at me.” “Whelp, my girlfriend killed you.” “Congratulations, you fucked up.” “Oh my god, there are so many things.” “Did I not just do that?” “What is happening?” “Sure, take me. Let’s go.” “My girlfriend is doing all the work!” “You’re almost as confused as I am.” “I just like ran right into this raider camp. It’s fine.” “Random rocks and shit, just hanging out.” “Great. I got a rock.” “Let me just throw my ass just down this hole.” “I love that I’m getting on shit that works on my equipment from the Milky Way, out of these ancient tomb things that the people in this galaxy don’t even know about.” “Do you have to jump over that? You could walk just two inches!” “Guys, bridges are supposed to BRIDGE THINGS.” “I think your bridge is broken.” “I kinda really want to jump down there. I know I’ll die. But I want to.” “The music is going spastic, there’s shit flying in my face, there’s giant turnips in the sky… what the fuck is happening?” “I don’t even know what’s going on.” “Hold still! I want to shoot you!” “Let me live my life.” “My eyes are on fire.” “This water looks like pudding!” “They look like dumb little octopi.” “Now it’s time to die.” “I’m gonna punch your ass even though you fly, c'mere!” “Let’s go, guys! So I don’t die – where the fuck are all of you!?” “Well, it’s DEAD NOW.” “What? What, what, what? I don’t see anything! What do you want? WHAT?!” “I wanna get my MAD LOOT first.” “These robots have the juiciest thighs.” “ARE YOU TELLING ME THEY CRASHED HERE AND NOBODY NOTICED?” “ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?” “I don’t know what the fuck you want from me, but if you think I believe this shit for one minute–” “Fucking – just die, I’m done with your plot!” “Knife to the eyeball!” “Are you dead now? What happened?” “That’s fucking, like, beautifully stupid.” “You have a little dialogue tree I can shimmy my butt up?” “Oh, get out you dirty whore.”

[otherfxschbach-blog]

“ — mmmph..”

“Just like ten more minutes, please?” Max grumbled into his pillow. He was determined not to get out of bed today. But they were trying their damnedest to make him do otherwise. 

[imsoboned-blog]

          “ Aw, c’mon Maxie. Can’t sleep forever can you? ”

Theres a soft smile quirking on the twins lips as he stood beside the bed, one hand going into Maxs hair as he tried to coax him gently out of slumber.

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send "Is that my shirt?" for your muse finding mine in your muse's shirt

[otherfxschbach-blog]

/open to anyone, idfc/

[imsoboned-blog]

otherfxschbach:

otherfxschbach:

      Max stared at the half empty bottle of Fireball. He didn’t think he’d drank that much, but he had. Maybe if he downed the second half, he’d die of alcohol poisoning and everything would just stop. It didn’t matter anymore. He didn’t have Leila anymore.

        “ Okay look, I don’t feel like watching you die of alcohol poisoning,                      so if you could cool it on the whiskey that’d be great. ”

Theres a soft half sigh as Mark steps into the  room, plucking the glass bottle from the table in front  of Max, and moving it to one further away from him.

[imsoboned-blog]

jacksepticisms:

“If it happens again I’ll rip your tongue out." 

        Anti threatens before shifting quickly and allowing        Jack control. Jack wasn’t aware of the missed time.        Smiling happily at the other, 

                                  “– ye’ look a little pale.”

Mark gave himself a second to shake  off the threat before forcing a smile onto his face as he looked at his friend.

                    “Yeah, sorry I just                         ---Didn’t think that joke would upset you.”

[jacksepticisms]

imsoboned:

          Ohshit. Mark licks his lips            and gives an awkward cough..

                     “I’m sorry, it was a                          JOKE I’ll just go alright?”

       Anti rolled his eyes at the other male, 

               “Some jokes hurt, especially coming from                      you. Besides if you leave he will just feel worse.” 

[imsoboned-blog]

        Mark nodded, shoving his               hands into his pockets.

                   “It wasn’t meant to upset him. Just let                              him come back and I’ll apologize.”

[jacksepticisms]

OPEN ;; 

               Anti takes him over and moves                to rub his hands together, 

                      “You’re upsetting Sean…                                S T O P or you’ll regret it.”

[imsoboned-blog]

          Ohshit. Mark licks his lips            and gives an awkward cough..

                     “I’m sorry, it was a                          JOKE I’ll just go alright?”

[imsoboned-blog]

@theoriizer cont. [x]

                       “ No, not really. All I did was start                          Stranger Things. It’s actually                          pretty good. Maybe not worth quite                          as much hype as it got but still good. ”

[feralboywonder]

Things I want: snuggles

Things I receive: struggles

[imsoboned-blog]

speedskeys:

@imsoboned 

Jack sighed as he got out of the taxi with his bags and walked into the hotel he was staying at. It was the night before pax east was starting, and he had finally gotten to the united states. After getting the key to his room he went into the elevator and texted mark saying he had landed in the united states and if he wanted to hang out a little before, having to go to bed for the con the next day. 

Text: Hey markimoo, i landed in the us, would ya like to hang out a bit before tomorrow?

         Mark glanced at his phone, having just shut his laptop and stopped a steam session. He unlocked it pulling up his messages and quickly tapped back a reply.

[sms: JBoi ツ] Yeah, totally, you @ the hotel yet?

[mctpct]

"Is the candy situation light this year or is it just me?" (ImSoBoned)

@imsoboned

                 “ it    uh, it MIGHT seem light considering i’ve EATEN a lot of it…… “

[imsoboned-blog]

         “ yeah, that’d EXPLAIN it. --- try to save me some ALRIGHT Mathew? ”

[alteanqueen-deactivated20170129]

bold all that apply

[spiritsensed-blog]

likes artificial watermelon | sleeps in what they’re already wearing | eats their cereal with milk | listens to music with earbuds | hates the summer | can recite past the first four digits of pi | eats frosting out of the jar | doodles on their notebooks | can bake cookies | has a garden | has had a snowball fight | eats pancakes without syrup | prefers shorts to pants | can name more than ten superheroes | has a plan for the zombie apocalypse | uses the same password for everything | can’t hold their breath for more than fifteen seconds | watches anime | hasn’t read harry potter | can say ‘I love you’ in more than one language | prefers mechanical pencils | thinks space is cool | takes personality tests more than once to make sure | can’t tie their shoelaces | has a purse | likes salad | likes cool colors better than warm colors | knows how to braid hair | reads biographies | can ice skate | knows their mbti | reads astrology charts | prefers the star wars prequels to the original trilogy | plays video games | reads the newspaper | likes chocolate ice cream better | doesn’t cuss | memorizes song lyrics | collects coupons | has a preferred order at starbucks | likes movie theater popcorn | has seen a play | listens to music with headphones | owns a hoodie | would rather own cds than online copies | has written a poem | can shuffle cards | subscribes to a her magazine | double dips when eating | drinks directly out of the milk container | keeps a journal

[helldriiven-blog]

(( ;; Starter Call. ))

           oH MY GOD I’M HERE I’M QUEER COME LOVE ANTI?!?!