this... is living

the tallest have committed multiple hate crimes against me and im done im fucking do

[rltallestred]

Hey Red are you and Purple ever gona put off the Stilts? Seeing as it's doesn't really matter anymore? And that honestly seems pretty uncomfortable to wear all the time.

…maybe i dunno we’ll see

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

so you finally admit it. i can die peacefully now.

[rltallestred]

Manlet

not gonna say this again 😡😡

ZIM is the manlet

Purple and I are tall and also chads

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

ok, incels.

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

Your blog is ransid, such as the tallest

I have no idea what you just said and I refuse to question it. thank you for this addition to my life

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

(Vine voice) oh my god, why does he have a gun

i stole it

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

CALLOUT POST

the tallests have STINKY COOCHIES

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

don't let the tallests find out you're a virgin they'll punt you around

i fuckin dare them. they won’t punt me around with a gun in their faces.

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

i got eyes everywhere

slap your balls shove them up your ass then jump off a cliff

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

damn can't believe u have a whole ass bf and never got pounded into the dirt

WHO THE FUCK IS GIVING YOU THIS INFORMATION

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

so you're a virgin? sad

TOTALLY! !!! and what is wrong with that??? 

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

reproduction

i KNOW what fucking is. I'm just... appalled that you’d, uh, think i do that, which i don’t...

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

a slut is someone who fucks a lot

FUCKS??!?

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

cranky because we're calling you out for being a slutty little man aren't you

I DON’T KNOW WHAT A SLUT IS. IS THIS ANOTHER FARM TERM???? I’M NOT CATTLE OR CROPS

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

you get plowed recently? huh? bitch

i’m not a fucking field of crops. who is telling you this

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

you're very bold for a bottom

i’m what you’d call a “power bottom.”

[are-b-2]

oH F̵̠̱͚͎͖͕̺ư̭̼̫c ̵̭̩̤͇̹̤̹k̯̼͕̖

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

i know i don’t know you, like, at all, but what the fuck is happening to you? i keep getting your post on my dash

[are-b-2]

i think there’s some͉̺̯̻͎͍t̺͈͙̳̗͞H̷͕̣͙̳͖͖̥i̠ng ,wrong with myy paak

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

can you, uh... describe it? i might be able to help.

[are-b-2]

oH F̵̠̱͚͎͖͕̺ư̭̼̫c ̵̭̩̤͇̹̤̹k̯̼͕̖

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

i know i don’t know you, like, at all, but what the fuck is happening to you? i keep getting your post on my dash

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

very sorry to my followers for not posting as much as i should, my pak has became a big problem lately with the broken charging unit so i’ve been trying extremely hard to repair it so i can post more often! 

also, @resisty-rocks, is the name for your resistance really going to be “resisty”? it’s not threatening in, uh, basically every way. [is this really the only choice of a resistance group i have?]

[resisty-rocks]

It’s a bit to late to change it so yes, the Resisty is what we’re going with. And as far as other groups go, we’re the largest out there. So unless you want to go it alone, you can join up with us.

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

i mean, i guess if it’s the only option out there… how did you even get the name resisty anyway??? was it a joke or something???

[resisty-rocks]

We were taking suggestions, and Resisty ended up being the best one.

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

you could’ve just done “the resistance” and it would’ve been 1000 times better. whoever was giving you suggestions must not have been so bright.

[resisty-rocks]

‘The Resistance’ isn’t all that clear though. Say there’s more than one resistance. Then what?

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

well… i guess i see your point, but then you can be, like, THE resistance, you know? 

[resisty-rocks]

Ok, you’ve got a point. I’ll ask everybody else if they want to change the name! They said no.

[imsofuckingtiredgod]

i’m really worried about your... resisty... thing.