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boobiwan

insp

warmday

best-of-memes

blackwatergypsy

He is my role model

silenthill

when you disassociating like mad and trying to remind yourself ur inhabiting a body

kubriq

“There’s so much of ‘place’ in the world. There’s less time because the time has to be spread extra thin over all the places, like butter. so all the persons say ‘Hurry up! Let’s get going! Pick up the pace! Finish up now!’. Ma was in a hurry to go ‘boing’ up to Heaven, but she forgot me. Dumbo Ma! So the aliens threw her back down. CRASH! And broke her.“

Room (2015) dir. Lenny Abrahamson

did-you-know

There’s an ‘Upside Down Wine Glass’ that lets you confuse your friends by drinking wine from a real glass with a reverse design. Source

shitpost-senpai

how do you clean it?

heatbugg

By putting more wine in it!!

HAHA love you Brenda! Tell Dave he still owes me that peach pie recipe ;p

#omg

nature-euphoria

macro | Door hinge | by KellyGent | http://ift.tt/1LhCUzv

northmans

Female awesome meme: [5/5] female antagonists: Miranda Priestly Do you know why I hired you? I always hire the same girl- stylish, slender, of course… worships the magazine. But so often, they turn out to be- I don’t know- disappointing and, um… stupid. So you, with that impressive résumé and the big speech about your so-called work ethic- I, um- I thought you would be different. I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, fat girl. I had hope. My God. I live on it. Anyway, you ended up disappointing me more than, um- more than any of the other silly girls.