[just-shower-thoughts]

Just so everyone knows, we are living through a future history class.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sucks to be price gouged doesn’t it? Now imagine being a diabetic and being price gouged for the last 20 years and no-one ever does anything about it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Luigi affords a mansion, yet he’s an out of work plumber who spends all his time helping his brother chase after a princess

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s pretty weird that ‘boxer’ is a profession, a dog breed, and a type of underwear.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If your skipping rocks and it goes into the water, you could be the last person to touch that rock till the end of time

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you’re working 2 shifts at McDonald’s, you are working a McDouble

[just-shower-thoughts]

Elastigirl could, mid-sex, swallow Mr Incredible’s entire body with her pussy.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Lego people live in houses made out of their flesh

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adam and Eve had to raise teenagers, but they were never teenagers beforehand.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Life is an STD. Sexually transmitted and 100% fatal.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you’re diverting all power to shields.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Darth” is to Sith lords what “Lil” is to rappers.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pronouncing the “E” at the end of “Testosterone” makes it sound like a pasta.

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