i put the bi in bitch

Queer as fuck

[starfoozle]

Well this is a new one.

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[sunsbleeding]

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[rebornautumn]

I’m having a bad day, I should kill (remembers making suicide jokes is bad for your mental health) my two jock bullies and frame it as though they died to hide their gay forbidden love from a misapproving world

[mysticalcactuspants]

It's uncooked ramen day

[weirdbutnicesblog]

Everyone on April 30th

[johanna-swann]

[hiei-harringtonmunson]

Don't forget to leave out ramen and hairspray tonight for Mr. Timberlake!

[neon-titanium]

Happy April 30th

[eyes-sheep-song]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

It's the last day of April

[my-little-bologna]

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

[tomhoppusdelonge]

best friends

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the last 48 hours before travel feels like waiting to be executed

[rorytunes]

ENDING MY NEGATIVE SELF TALK:

I can't sing -> I have the interesting vocal qualities of Bob Dylan

Everybody hates how weird I am - My aloof and unconventional demeanor is Dylanesque

I'm short -> I am the same height as Bob Dylan

I dress inadequately for the seasons -> I am mastering my Freewheelin' Bob Dylan Strut

Everybody boos my guitar playing -> I am finding my footing in the world of "Going Electric"

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ginny-lala]

[satanicbratt]