Roleplay for Jimbo and Ned (+ cosplay)

( no rules, no tagging, follows back from @NicolaiShefele )

[imtheprideofthemarines]

Hello! Please STOP following this blog! I have moved to an ENTIRE new account! (including the sheep it moved too!)

@nedprideofthemarines and @schafisobsessions

[nicolaishefele]

*abandoning this account and moving to the new one now*

[imtheprideofthemarines]

*me too*

[nicolaishefele]

New start. This time I’ll avoid every unhealthy obsession. I will just avoid it. I can do this. Somehow.

[imtheprideofthemarines]

[ And I will from now on post every OOC on my main account so I get less distracted from roleplaying ]

[ Anyway let’s make a clean start for real this time and without confusion and negative obsession. It will benefit both of us ]

[nicolaishefele]

https://schafisobsessions.tumblr.com/

//my escape // roleplay sideaccount: Nedprideofthemarines ( will be renamend to imtheprideofthemarines ) // doesn’t tag // // very nsfw will be linked to my twitter // !MUST! ignore discourse and negative posts // obsessive egocentric mind //

[imtheprideofthemarines]

https://nedprideofthemarines.tumblr.com/ ( will be renamed to imtheprideofthemarines )

// roleplay + cosplay // no rules no tags // ooc @schafisobsessions //

[kernblanskis-deactivated2026041]

J; I can’t believe 10 year olds are beating you.

N: mmmmm one of them has a big powerful ass.

J: Those kids will see when I go into action. Ned!

N: mmmm they have knives, bombs … and scissors. Those kids are worse than the entire Vietcong. mmmmmmm

J: (scoffs) they have knives, bombs, and scissors …. blah, blah. blah, blah. And you have a submachine gun. Ned! Fuck it!

@imtheprideofthemarines

[imtheprideofthemarines]

( especially the scissors keep on killing my Ned xD I don’t think I want to know what exactly they are cutting with the scissor that it puts him on his knees so quickly )

[kernblanskis-deactivated2026041]

I don’t want to know either. And if I suspect what it is … Jimbo doesn’t want to know what Ned has been cut off either.

[imtheprideofthemarines]

“ Mhhhnnnneeeeeeeeemhhhh “ is the noise he makes most of the time he dies from the scissors :(

[kernblanskis-deactivated2026041]

J; I can’t believe 10 year olds are beating you.

N: mmmmm one of them has a big powerful ass.

J: Those kids will see when I go into action. Ned!

N: mmmm they have knives, bombs … and scissors. Those kids are worse than the entire Vietcong. mmmmmmm

J: (scoffs) they have knives, bombs, and scissors …. blah, blah. blah, blah. And you have a submachine gun. Ned! Fuck it!

@imtheprideofthemarines

[imtheprideofthemarines]

( especially the scissors keep on killing my Ned xD I don't think I want to know what exactly they are cutting with the scissor that it puts him on his knees so quickly )

[nicolaishefele]

Ned staring at a plant pot while Randy is whipping him from behiind xD I’m sorry but I fear he kinda enjoys that.

[kernblanskis-deactivated2026041]

Ned’s fetishes. XDDDDDD You’ll see when Jimbo finds out.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[imtheprideofthemarines]

“ RANDY!!! What the HELL are you doing to Ned! “

[nicolaishefele]

Ned staring at a plant pot while Randy is whipping him from behiind xD I’m sorry but I fear he kinda enjoys that.

[imtheprideofthemarines]

[ Phone destroyer is really cracking me up right now x) ]

[nicolaishefele]

Mary Jane Randy and Ned make a great team.

Randy distracts the opponent units with his plant pots while Ned shoots the targets from the distance

[kernblanskis-deactivated2026041]

the best team. 😁 Randy drugs them with marijuana. and NEd takes advantage of the fact that they are drugged to shoot to kill.

[imtheprideofthemarines]

Funniest when the person getting distracted by the pot is the amazing Randy xD ( and a little army of kids ) and Ned manages to take them all out while Plant Randy keeps on spawning pots

[nicolaishefele]

Ned: Mhhh Ned reporting for duty mhhh

*gets killed by a kindergardener with one hit before he could even unlock his gun*

” Mhh give me a soldier’s burial mhh. “

xD Yes, Ned, you were clearly fighting like a true soldier here xD

[imtheprideofthemarines]

“ ..........mhhh one of my mhh less proud moments mhh..... “

[nicolaishefele]

Mary Jane Randy and Ned make a great team.

Randy distracts the opponent units with his plant pots while Ned shoots the targets from the distance

[kernblanskis-deactivated2026041]

War hero Ned.

[kernblanskis-deactivated2026041]

in the end I did. I could not resist.

[nicolaishefele]

Now I am feeling intimidated and are too scared to finish my one D:

(for real!)

I like the colours in your one more then in the original card btw

[leeganman-deactivated20220207]

i was in a war too…….the seven hour war………

[imtheprideofthemarines]

“ Mhhhh were you wounded and mhhh got the mhh purple heart mhh tooo mhhh? “

[leeganman-deactivated20220207]

nah,i was just a yelling idiot running around with a shotgun.

[imtheprideofthemarines]

" .........mhhhhh that's what mhhhh most of the troops seemed to mhhh do though mhhh. " Ned wasn't really trying to make an expection for himself. He was just following orders and tryimg to survive.

[imtheprideofthemarines]

@greatgrandpamarsh

" Ah...you know usually I wouldn't give a crap about free speech grandpa but can you /maybe/ not mention Canada around my friend Ned. He's kinda....vunerable around this topic lately.....because he thinks that it was quote: 'his fault' some little dirty bastard kid got killed at the canadian boarder.

And....uhm....I don't quite feel like having to lock Ned into his room again, especially not now that I thought he'd made his peace with it. "

[greatgrandpamarsh]

"He's a grown man, damn it! Why are you babying him?"

[imtheprideofthemarines]

" Ah shit, this is a whole different situation for my friend. It's not like any of us ever expected this happening. I fear he can rather deal with the death of our comrads because he never had to deal with the responsibility of giving an order. Look, if I had known that he would react this way I would have given him a training mission to get used to the lost of the units he's leading.....but Ned always was a private. "

[greatgrandpamarsh]

I hope we bomb Canada again, just in case they think we're sorry. #notsorreh

what's "canada" gonna do about it??? 🤣 write a letter? HA!

[imtheprideofthemarines]

“ Mhhh I mhhh I mhh......mhhhh I’ve changed my mind mhhhhh no more war with mhh the canadians mhhhh nooo mhhh not more mhh innocent victims mhhh. Mhhh I take it all back mhhh leave the canadians alone mhh. “

“ Oh dear...and I just hoped he had forgot about it. Here we go again.... “

[greatgrandpamarsh]

Don't be a girl, Ned! 🙄

Canada is long past its expiration date, if you know what I mean.

[imtheprideofthemarines]

" Mhaaaaamhhhhh stop it mhhhh I didn't mhhhh mean it mhhhh. Mhhhh he'd mhhh be still alive if it mhhh wasn't for my mhhh blind hate mhhhh! "

[greatgrandpamarsh]

STOP TALKING CRAZY!!!!

Repeat after me:

Killing is COOL.

Killing is FUN.

Death is only ONE phase of existence and the difference between life and death is meaningless, except in the eyes of the living.

Now, don't you feel better! ☺ When you kill, you're just sending that person or critter to a BETTER PLACE! 🌈

[imtheprideofthemarines]

" Awwwww see Ned? Grandpa is right. After all the kid died having FUN! " He rubs Ned's back.

" ............ " Ned just stares blankly moving his lips voicelessly, trying to remember that yes that's what he was supposed to think: war is fun, killing is fun.......

but since when is it fun when it wasn'h the enemy who got killed, and where is the fun when a life was lost without it being a sacrifice for a good cause.

[imtheprideofthemarines]

Ned is shaking in tears again. Great job at breaking that guy's heart again.💔

( Jimbo will take care of that, but seriously he's slowly begining to course it )

[greatgrandpamarsh]

I hope we bomb Canada again, just in case they think we're sorry. #notsorreh

what's "canada" gonna do about it??? 🤣 write a letter? HA!

[imtheprideofthemarines]

“ Mhhh I mhhh I mhh......mhhhh I’ve changed my mind mhhhhh no more war with mhh the canadians mhhhh nooo mhhh not more mhh innocent victims mhhh. Mhhh I take it all back mhhh leave the canadians alone mhh. “

“ Oh dear...and I just hoped he had forgot about it. Here we go again.... “

[greatgrandpamarsh]

Don't be a girl, Ned! 🙄

Canada is long past its expiration date, if you know what I mean.

[imtheprideofthemarines]

" Mhaaaaamhhhhh stop it mhhhh I didn't mhhhh mean it mhhhh. Mhhhh he'd mhhh be still alive if it mhhh wasn't for my mhhh blind hate mhhhh! "

[imtheprideofthemarines]

@greatgrandpamarsh

" Ah...you know usually I wouldn't give a crap about free speech grandpa but can you /maybe/ not mention Canada around my friend Ned. He's kinda....vunerable around this topic lately.....because he thinks that it was quote: 'his fault' some little dirty bastard kid got killed at the canadian boarder.

And....uhm....I don't quite feel like having to lock Ned into his room again, especially not now that I thought he'd made his peace with it. "