The One and Only!

Trusty, Unbreakable Patches! Don't mind the Hyena laugh, he's Mild-Mannered, honest! [Indie multiverse soulsborne Patches and Pate rp blog.] var sc_project=11630612; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="1487a915";

[sibylle-lll]

Ashen one, where is Greirat?

[imtrustypatches]

[As the world falls down plays in the BG while Patches squats and sips some ale as the madness continues]

A bloke comes back once in a blue moon and this is the welcome he gets? 

Ah, hell, wouldn’t have it any other way! Nyeheheheh...

[yellowfingcr]

“Creighton! Not Patches! Don’t!”

[imtrustypatches]

“What crawled up your bum, sweeting? I’m a catch!”

[imtrustypatches]

patches’ gossiping destroys a man

[lockawayknight]

"Bruv did you really f uck the tree pope?"

“Better watch your next words carefully prick or I’ll fuck you next.

“…

“Wait wait tha’ came out wroNG NO WAIT—”

[imtrustypatches]

[rohantohu]

[occasionallydiverting]

funniest moment of Elden Ring so far was definitely summoning Patches for a boss fight only to have him force-disconnect the moment the fighting started

[higgsbison]

he can have little a deadly trap, as a treat & enrichment

[imtrustypatches]

“Sounds like we ‘ave a couple of cowards in our midst.”

[rohantohu]

still fucking up bloodborne lore

[imtrustypatches]

i do find this lore tidbit really interesting. and what is his research....studying amygdalla?? hmhmhm

[molluscock-deactivated20220220]

Patches lore, anyone?

[imtrustypatches]

//Hi there! Been a while eh? Surprised to see you on my dash, but it's the good kind. Makes me realise how most dark souls blogs I follow have been silent for years though. Makes me all nostalgic, lol. All is well I hope?

aw hello! There's still a handful of active dark souls and bloodborne blogs I interact with that are still around! I'm mostly on my Pate-centric blog these days at @hithernthither but I have felt the good 'ol Trusty Patches muse coming back and felt like popping in. I'm doing good! Glad you're happy to see Patches around again heheh

[katyahina]

This is people who simp for Patches (FromSoftware) :

[lefrustemangaka]

Patches shows up in elden ring but he’s wearing a fake mustache and he’s like “what? I’m not patches I’m pahtches, it’s spelled different!” I’m going to make it happen

Chameleon spell got nothing on Patches' disguise.

[imtrustypatches]

[Waggles brows] 

[balamist]