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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@imurderedthehusband
A Real Hero
This is some John Henry shit right here.
Dashrath Manjhi
There’s a movie made from his story, you guys can check it out. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3449292/
This post got so much better since the last time I reblogged it omg!!!
oh my god!!!!
That mountain didn’t not know who it was fucking with.
shoutout to all the people who took time in decorating trump’s hollywood star the way it should be
friend
that deer though like “am I high or are you fucking seeing this too?”
apparently being exposed as an untrustworthy president is “unfair” but okay
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
These four are my new super team XD <3
reblog if you love the moon, or any other really big rock
Does this include Dwayne
Of course it does
this was so satisfying to watch
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them
My dick is lingible
there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.
actually defenestration is a french loanword (fenêtre = window in french) that exists in several languages so throwing people out of windows is an international thing (and a big hit in Prague apparently)
THANK YOU!
i love
a fun and interesting fact about me is that im a fucking idiot
The French Netflix uploaded this on twitter…….
this is by far the most powerful thing I’ve seen since Trump won and everyone needs to see this
Never forget
i dont know what in the holy hell this is but im laughing so hard there are tears streaming down my face
Me: That was impulsive. You probably shouldn't have done that.
Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
