do come in

Ashlee. 27. Kiwi.

[taywhytetrash-deactivated201706]

Hit me with your best

car

[olympain]

[olympain]

[politedemon]

[olympain]

[sidleyparkhermit]

Someone who can make gifs really needs to make an “out of context Taskmaster” set for the New Zealand series. My first few suggestions (heavy on the season finale since that’s what I just watched):

“Have you never made a homemade g-string before? With your brother?”

“Would you like to see an instant replay of Guy accidentally calling Madeleine queer?”

“I’ve been as naughty without going to jail as I want to be. (takes a bow) Thank you.” 

Brynley Stent running after a flock of sheep yelling “Come back! I need you for my crime!”

“Again, I am legally obligated to play this clip, and I am very, very sorry.”

[olympain]

[mirandasknife]

MADELEINE SAMI IN TASKMASTER NEW ZEALAND

Bond, Jane Bond. I’m here, I’m queer, get used to it.

[memewhore]

Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.

[romcommunist]

losing my mind at this

[hoetipsbyangel]

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

[honeyjelli]

*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

[thebootydiaries]

*it starts raining*

me: yes

*lighting appears*

me: yES

*thunders explode*

me: YES

*raining intensifies*

me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[thebootydiaries]

me: can you tuck me in

them: ??? you handed me a shovel

me: yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can thanks

[parkistan]

them: u can’t just cut away ppl like that

me: snip snip

[healingisneeded]

congratulations you played me

[hancarolyn]

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do