Don't do it like this

they/them "welcome to hell, where all your French are fried" -Soul probably

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Jongseob: One time someone called me stinky, and when I told Keeho he found their address, broke into their house, hid dog poop in the most random places, had a cat pee on every place they sit, and brought skunks into their attic.

Jongseob: When I asked him why he did that, he said "I'm the only one allowed to insult you."

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Keeho: My therapist told me that shopping was not a good coping mechanism, so I spent 1500$s on candles to spite her.

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Jongseob: Gaslight gatekeep girlboss and Mansplain manipulate malewife isn't very gender inclusive, so I present:

worship, weponize, womenize

and Terminate, terrify, taxivade

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*Maknae line as detectives*

Jongseob: So have you seen anything suspicious lately?

Intak: Some random lady started screaming about a giraffe burrito! Which is weird because there wasn't even a food truck!

Soul: I saw someone eat a McDonald's bag last night!!!

Jongseob: we're trying to solve a murder case...

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Keeho: Even bad bitches need a hug sometimes

Jiung: I don't see what that has to do with you trying to choke someone but go off I guess

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Soul: Oh, you like scaring kids too?

Jongseob: Yeah!

Soul: Maybe we should go out scaring kids to death together something!

Jongseob: Sounds good!

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Theo: Yes bestie, SUFFER.

Jiung: What?

Theo: What?

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Keeho: So tell me a bit about yourself!

Intak: I do stupid things sometimes.

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Keeho: Jongseob what are you doing?

Jongseob: putting the cups in the bottom cabinets so you know how I feel

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Theo: I apologize to everyone I've had an argument with, I'm sure it was embarrassing to be wrong.

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Jongseob: I wish you guys would try and see thing through my perspective

Theo: *crouches*

Intak: *sits down*

Keeho: *lays on the floor*

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"Welcome to hell where all your French are fried"

-Soul at some point

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Interviewer: So Jongseob, I heard you formed a club?

Jongseob: Yeah, it's a cat club.

Interviewer: Who are the other members of the club?

Jongseob: Cats, that's why I called it a cat club.

Interviewer: wait so you're the only person?

Jongseob: there's no human in the cat club, only cats

interviewer: *Looks at the others confused*

Theo: They adopted him as a fellow cat. He is their leader cat and everything.

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Theo: I'm so sexy that the cops can't resist me

Keeho: No they can't resist you because you keep going to funerals and screaming "LOSER"