#kpop incorrect texts

[hyunlix-lover4]

Felix: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Hyunjin: Struggling to hold a seagull Fucking say that next time!

[incorrect-straykz]

chan: We're having a baby.

jeongin: Oh, congratu-

minho, slamming adoption papers onto the table: It's you, sign here.

[banana-boatt]

[mykoreanlove]

Chan (hitting on a girl): Babygirl, do you come here often?

Seungmin: Hyung, that line is older than you are.

[love-zara-skz]

Chan: I'm going on a date.

Minho: No.

Chan: What?

Minho: Chores before whores.

Chan:

Minho: Dishes before bitches.

Chan:

Minho: Cutting grass before getting ass.

[singgibanggipoongpoongbanggi]

reporter: do you have someone special in your life?

joshua: yes, me. I'm awesome. I think I'm the one

[minhosimthings]

Minho: anything can be gay if you try hard enough

[if2kittie]

jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?

felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old

[ 20 minutes later ]

chan: i’m home!

hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!

jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia