Inaccurate Smiths Quotes

Disclaimer: Not a single quote here is real or serious. This is all in good fun. Please don't pull a Mike Joyce and take me to court.

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

No, you have to believe me. Mike Joyce is definitely the Zodiac Killer.

Morrissey

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

I've got one question about this bio-pic. Will there be a Johnny/Moz sex scene? ...I, uh.. I'm asking for a friend.

Andy Rourke

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

So, they cast Jack Lowden as me in the new bio-pic. If you ask me, they should have cast James Dean. James Dean is NOT DEAD

Morrissey

[poets-lie]

another one of my originals for sale real cheap on my etsy! 

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[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

I've quit my addiction to heroin, but I can never quit my addiction to dank memes.

Adny Rarke

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

Sometimes, the universe is beautiful. You go through so much hardship and you wonder, will there ever be a light at the end of the tunnel? Today proves there is a light, and it never goes out. Suck eggs, Paul Slattery.

Johnny Marr

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

Paul Slattery was arrested. Well, in the words of the great Justin Timberlake: What goes around goes around goes around comes all the way back around.

Morrissey

[clearskies-killinglies-deactiva]

[slaughteringbunnies]

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

When I read 'List of the Lost' by Morrissey, I threw up a little. God, I can't believe I ever sucked the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation. I'm embarrassed for him.

Johnny Marr

[ultraxov]

Visit Original Link

me and inaccuratesmithsquotes made a beautiful work of art its truly a musical masterpiece

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

this is still pure art

[ultraxov]

Visit Original Link

me and inaccuratesmithsquotes made a beautiful work of art its truly a musical masterpiece

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

so goodbye...

to yet another account

my personal is gonzo

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

Let me get my hands on your sunglasses

Original lyrics to handsome devil

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

I'm throwing my arms around... around memers because nobody but Pepe wants my love.

Morrissey

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

My name is Morrissey. And I was friends with Johnny, as much as anyone could be because Johnny had a addicting personality, in fact it was almost bordering on insanity. Johnny could be cruel and Johnny could be spiteful, and Johnny could certainly be petty. He spent her days mischievously stirring up trouble, and creating calamity, and generally, taking pleasure in other people’s pain. You know, in Sunday School, they teach us that God made Man in his image. Well, if God made Johnny in his own image then what does that say about God? God has always been such a mystery to me. I mean, what kind of deity creates a world that is so full of suffering and so full of pain. I tell you what, Johnny taught me a lot. He taught me how to do a tequila shooter with one hand tied behind my back, and he taught me to live life by my own set of values, and not follow the crowd, in hopes of winning some phantom popularity contest. But most of all, what’s most important, is Johnny taught me the sadistic nature of our God and as much as that knowledge is disturbing, it’s true. And it’s real. And for a world that is so saturated with phoniness and lies, for that small amount, for that little bit of honesty, I will always be grateful to him.

Morrissey

[jesus thank you joniimaru731]

[inaccuratesmithsquotes]

For him, it was either the highs or the lows. If it was too middle of the road there was no creativity for him. So it had to be some type of crisis to get him to write…Moz said, ‘Who was your favorite Smith?’ And I said, 'Mike.’ Moz was quite upset, actually. Started crying and he had to call it a day early.

Johnny Marr [thanks, joniimaru731]