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With all of the money Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, etc. has, you would think one of them would become Batman or Iron Man or something... Instead they're all Lex Luthor.

inactive-main-for-a-vent

They're also not even GOOD at being Lex Luthor!!! Lex Luthor is clever& while he's striving for power&money, he ends up doing a lot for humanity

contranosotrosmismos

tolerateit

'women in stem' what about women in their twenties trying to function like a normal adult and failing at it

viciousvales

this site definitely doesn't allow you to paste the link to any article blocked by a paywall (say, a NYT article) so that you can read it free of charge! that would be illegal and would benefit broke college students too much. it definitely does not do that. promise.

weepycat

vampires can't creampie you until you ask them to come inside

weepycat

heh. i do my best for my people

catscenter

stele3

The witches have come to lay their claim.

bunjywunjy

a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge

endisni-blog

Ebony and Tenebrous were aghast. “Did you hear what those fairies gave her? Beauty, grace and willingness to please? Bast’s tits, that’s a terrible thing to do to a kitten.“ Ten got up on her hind legs. “Never trust a flying thing that gives you a mouthful of glitter when you catch it. Come on, Eb, let’s give her our gifts.” “Like half a shrew? I tried giving her that, her dam shouted at me.“ “Quite right too,“ said Ten wisely, “it’s got be at least four weeks before she can manage the skulls. That’ll be my gift then. May you always be able to manage skulls. Big ones, small ones, beaky ones, mousey ones, any sort of skull.“ Ebony copied her sister’s pose. “And may you always catch the flying things. Then you’ll never be hungry, and that’s much better than fairy wishes.” *** Thirty years later, Alba was everyone’s favourite keeper at the zoo. Not only could she cure her colleagues’ headaches just by telling their skulls to give over, but she was the only person they’d ever know who could work alone in the emu enclosure…