[inactive-your-wife]

(: hi !

I just realized this was from October I’m so sorry- hi 

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

if you pronounce mascarpone as “marscapone” block me

[kittenchomp]

nascar phone

nascar phone

[goslinggf]

THIS IS MAKING ME WHEEZE

[syro-malabar-baby-deactivated20]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

it’s past midnight and im hysterically laughing and then thIS-

[stardustandvanilla]

he sounds like the french guy who was very upset with the american guy with the rat restaurant 

[stunningpicture]

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

[guo-jia]

ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＨＡＳ ＢＥＧＵＮ

[allahrakhii-deactivated20210317]

[lemonsharks]

This is the only valid form of Florida

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

im glad you’re all appreciating this post because i nearly snapped my fingers off trying to get a satisfactory bone creaking noise for this

[zagreus]

#OP YOU USED YOUR OWN BONES??? #HELLO????? (via @xtec)

I Am Very Dedicated To My Art

[somanyfandomsonly1username]

OP I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT!!!!!

Byw, I can get you an audio of my friends knees if you want, he’s fucked them up a lot and so every time he squats it’s ligit “crackcrackcrackcrack* XD

[zagreus]

ur pimping out your friend’s knees? are u a bone crack dealer? hands up ma’am you’re under arrest

[whitetulipa]

Visit Original Link

Something’s starting today Where did he go? Why you wanted to be? Well you know, november has come When it’s gone away.

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Can we have some playlists queen

From me to the public:

Gen Z Nostalgia

Queer bops

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

From me to myself:

A clusterfuck of songs I like (my general playlist)

Driving with the girls

Driving with the bitches

All the pop songs I like

I listen to this @ 5am to astral project into another dimension

Songs I’ll play for gringos when I move to the US to give them a stroke

Cuz I’m what? SICKENING (aka my getting ready playlist. Helps me look like a punk goddess)

[megan-renee]

Your vibe is oddly bitter and reeks of insecurity

sounds like someone needs to go in the water

[ewaneneollav]

[scowlowl]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork. 

[ink-phoenix]

Hamilton to Burr, ca. 1800, colorized

[ha-dvash]

this is the most innocent yak i have ever seen. this lifted my spirits a little.

[eebabs]

One time my brother tried to yank away my “towel hat”, and was promptly horrified when I yelled in pain.

“I didn’t know your hair was IN there!!” he cried.

Boys.

[berrykoolaid-blog]

WAIT YOURE HAIR IS IN THE TWISTY PART?!

[ramen-rain]

Oh dear

[asexualmew]

I’ve seen this post several times and never actually seen anyone actually explain how to do the hair twist that long haired people can do, so I drew a tutorial. berrykoolaid

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

reblogging for demonstration because you learn something new every day

[annilifelover]

My brother seemed like he discovered a new universe when I showed him this

[stuffandnosense]

I just realized I have no idea HOW I learned to do this. When we hit a certain age and/or length of hair do we just….receive the knowledge from the universe???

[fairyofsomething]

Wait, I did it wrong all those years and no one corrected me??

[autisticexpression]

Apparently the universe skipped you.

[fishfrommars]

Now that I think about this I don’t remember ever learning how to do it. Kind of like how I don’t remember learning this song Bohemian Rhapsody for the first time. It just appeared in my brain

[justagaygoosehoard]

i was never taught this either?? i just kinda?? figured it out?????

[spirallingintotheabyss]

I learned it from an avengers incorrect quotes post 3 years ago

[the-fire-might-be-shooting-at-us]

I know EXACTLY which Incorrect Avengers quotes this is

[hypokeimena]

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

[ruffboi-mags]

my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?

me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?

[mycroftrh]

These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.

[autie-girl-power]

Only if you get caught

[messymindpalace]

This whole post took an unexpected turn

[thatdisasterauthor]

Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.

[strixus]

… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur…. 

[thatdisasterauthor]

Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.

[stimman3000]

youtube.com/watch?v=tc-jMrxgPsw&t=47s

[modernwolfman-deactivated201811]

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

[bumblebeebats]

if you told me this was from an episode of Hannibal where he makes chocolate w human blood i would 1000% believe you

[pauliedraws]

So a few months ago I jokingly pitched a visual novel style murder mystery game where all the characters were designed after alcohol. It would be called Booze Clues. I’m now learning how to make a visual novel style murder mystery game. 

[wonderswoman]

Gal Gadot kisses Kate Mckinnon on SNL

[mkinnon]

you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting

[h-in-wonderlandx]

SHE FUCKING KISSED BACK IN THE THIRD ONE

MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF

[gayforshoulder]

oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack

[lesbians-love-samwilson]

But listen this is a face of a woman who felt everything and had spiritual revelation

[gayforshoulder]

accurate

[inactive10292]

My phone is crashing from all the gay

[katemckinnonisbae]

I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets

[they-callme-ami]

[noheadthoughtsemptyig]

This 👆

[legalizememes]

bruh

[heathyr]

everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

[tuulikki]

Lyrics in Faroese:

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð

English translation:

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root

[thelostknee-deactivated20210422]

Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.

Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pálsdóttir.

[corseque]

Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics

[catboy-jim]

shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

I know the islands are owned by Denmark but this reminds me so much of Iceland

[rainbow-femme]

Fun fact this woman is trying to single handedly preserve this kind of singing in her culture by performing and making people aware of it because it’s been fading with time and she’s afraid if she doesn’t spread it it will disappear and be lost to future generations

[editoress]

You can support her here!!

[nnfirnid]

Is there any reason why i feel like the mermaids are coming while she singing

[uzumaki-rebellion]

She is summoning al the mermaids….