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āWith the amount of escaped science projects running around Iām beginning to suspect that every starbucks is housing some secret unethical laboratory underneath it.ā
Did someone say emotional detachment?
(The Doof⢠has returned!)
(Prepare yourselves.
For the Giant Doof⢠is soon to return.)
āArenāt I glad Iām not doing anything out of the norm this summerā¦ā
āAnd here Iād already bought season passes for a water park and everything.ā
āā¦Did you finally secure some time off to go with that?āĀ
ā...ā
āTouchĆ©ā
āWell now all my clever jokes and comebacks went out the window.ā
āArenāt I glad Iām not doing anything out of the norm this summerā¦ā
āAnd here Iād already bought season passes for a water park and everything.ā
(I should do more stuff here.)
āHow do people put up with heels? Or even dresses for that matter?ā
āThey look and feel absurd what magic do people who wear them use?ā
Sheās gonna go back to her paperwork, occasionally glancing at her wolf and giving a light smile.
At least one of them is getting sleep.
She hasnāt in about 4 months, but itās no big deal.
Better to let her sleep.
āIād actually like to formally apologize about that...ā
āI kinda was getting the hang of everything back then and didnāt understand a lot of the gray parts of life.ā
āI could say it outright if you would prefer that.ā
āI mean I was poking fun. A little worried that you werenāt interested in that kind of relationship anymore but you know how that is.ā
āNo romance love?āĀ
āIām hurt.~ā
(So Iāve done some serious thinking and revamping on Yuiās speedy speed stuff and I think Iām very comfortable with where she is now because she has balances:)
āSpeaking of fast travel, you wanna hear the most fucked up story ever?ā
āThey always make super speed out to be a really cool power right? Like you go super fast, you know running around the world in a few seconds, stuff like that.ā
āWell, the funny story about that in my case is, how it looks to me? I donāt get faster, the world gets INCREDIBLY slower, seriously. When I pop my cool speedy shenanigans, my body makes this chemical that slows my perception of time passing like some freakishly good high speed camera so I donāt...you know, run into anything or lose control of my handling.ā
āSo itās like nothing aboutĀ āmeā changes, the world just doesnāt move around me. And why thatās fucked up is because say, i want to make a quick five minute jog to the store?ā
āIt STILL āfeelsā like a five minute jog to the store for me, I STILL perceive those 5 minutes worth of time on my end if that makes sense, even if Iām going so fast that I ACTUALLY get there in under a second in REAL time.ā
āSo a lot of good that does me honestly.ā
(Lowkey Yuri Voice: āWhile you were out goofing off at theme parks I studied the art of building thermonuclear weapons.ā)
(Concerned Yui Voice:Ā āThatās amazing sweetie and believe me I love you and am proud of you, but this is why youāre on 30 danger watch lists and you really need to tone it down okay?ā)
(So I had this dash joke lined up where someone mentioned disneyland, and Yuri was gonna be like.Ā āLol, why actually go? I have like VR that lets you go without leaving your house, like the SAO kind of VR, where it feels like youāre actually there. Thatās better.ā
But then I realized that well. That would be the ideal for Yuri, sheād be met with scowls and nasty looks or over the top scared reactions along with her mother if they did really go a theme park because of what they are.
So you know, the joke isnāt funny anymore.
It just hurts.)
(Sometimes I forget that while Yui talks about Yuri only being 12 and acts like sheās a kid.
Yuriās actually in high school, sheās gonna graduate at the end of her current year and start her Tech based majors that sheāll finish college by 14.
Like every time Yui probably talks adorably about Yuri and pulls out pictures of her and everything.Ā
Yuriās probably in the basement coming up with some giant robot or weapon or armor idea or something.
Which is why Yuiās constantly having to refuse she be put under supervision because lmao sheās p dangerous on paper.)