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[ryoga-deactivated20231223]

[ambiguities]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

oh it’s Leo season that makes sense. LOVE you bitches but your season is chaotic evil and full of robust demonic energy. I just saw a kid throw an egg across CVS

[gogogadget2lesbiansdoingit-deac]

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[revolutions-moved-deactivated20]

associating a song with a person is a risky move

[bruisedjaw-deactivated20151016]

Reasons I am a five year old:

cries easily doesn’t know how to adult drinks a lot of juice constantly needs attention asks too many questions becomes attached to everything very quickly

[lostinnarration]

Can the art hoe side of tumblr please stop romanticising Vincent Van Gogh’s suicide attempt? Gogh ate paint because he knew it was toxic. He didn’t do it because yellow was a pretty, happy colour and he didn’t think eating it would make him ‘happy inside’. He did it because he wanted to die. The medical notes of Dr Peyron, Vincent’s physician, reveal that Vincent wanted to poison himself by eating paint, which is why he wasn’t allowed into his studio while suffering from an attack. Can we stop with the ‘find your yellow paint!!!!!!’. Suicide isn’t pretty. Mental illnesses aren’t beautiful. Depression isn’t to be sought after. Stop romanticising.

[world-of-cats]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[unclefather]

Why

[shitpostempire]

[etherealplum]

[itsbetterthananal]

it blows my mind when high school teachers think college professors are super professional when this is a literal email i got from my stat professor an hour ago

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[amortizing]

If you have to beg someone to be in your life, they don’t deserve to be there.

Mandy Hale (via amortizing)

[thebootydiaries]

he was a sk8r boy she said see u later boy

[taquito]

fog is just a rlly big land ghost