Misplaced Lens Cap
tumblr dot com
Monterey Bay Aquarium
KIROKAZE
Mike Driver
dirt enthusiast
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

shark vs the universe

No title available

titsay
NASA

★

JBB: An Artblog!
Xuebing Du
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Cosmic Funnies
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
No title available
RMH
ojovivo
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from France

seen from United States

seen from India

seen from United States

seen from Belgium

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
@inarduis
𝙸 𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷𝚃, 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻 ; i can get what i want &. everybody can go to hell. but it doesn’t work that way . . . i’m goin’ to hell right along with them. 𝙄’𝙈 𝘼𝙇𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙔 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀.
ah, right, so... this is embarrassing. i feel like i had just been in Crisis and Asking. but, my cheque didn’t come. i’m not surprised as this has a tendency to happens every month, but i was just in a meeting so nothing should have been screwed up. usually, i’m able to fix things or scrape by - but family is unable to help me, and its too late to get a voucher from the church. because of this, i won’t get my money until wednesday at the earliest — something i can’t afford to do. so, if anyone could spare a couple of dollars or a rb, anything is appreciated and can be sent back as soon as things are cleared. thank you so much for even taking the time to read this. my paypal is attached here.
also its rly .. rly lowkey.... but follow @lndntipton ! will fb from herfancy
𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐇, 𝐈 𝐒𝐀𝐖 𝐀 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 . . . a 𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝙂𝙄𝙍𝙇 with her face aimed intently at a huge, four - foot dollhouse, fashioned to look exactly like my mother’s home . . . as she turned, i realized it was the girl i’d spoken to at the edge of the woods. the girl who had been laughing outside natalie’s funeral. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞.
𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕. amma crellin of Gillian Flynn’s 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐏 𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒. primarily book based with influences from the show.
𝙸 𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷𝚃, 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻 ; i can get what i want &. everybody can go to hell. but it doesn’t work that way . . . i’m goin’ to hell right along with them. 𝙄’𝙈 𝘼𝙇𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙔 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍𝙀.
anywYs i’ve been over at @herfancy :p follow my babey
WHEN I SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS . . .
priv. 𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙉 of gillian flynn’s 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙋 𝙊𝘽𝙅𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙎. meta - heavy &. book based with elements derived from the HBO limited series. 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐢𝐯𝐲.
I CAN GET CARRIED AWAY.
WHEN I SHOW OFF IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS . . .
priv. 𝘼𝙈𝙄𝙏𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙉 of gillian flynn’s 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙋 𝙊𝘽𝙅𝙀𝘾𝙏𝙎. meta - heavy &. book based with elements derived from the HBO limited series. 𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐢𝐯𝐲.
I CAN GET CARRIED AWAY.
I’M THE IDIOT BOX. I’M THE TV. I’M THE ALL-SEEING EYE AND THE WORLD OF THE CATHODE RAY.
the mass media of american gods. televised by claire.
ANYWAYS,,,,, follow @herfancy my rules aint up but uwu
working on promo n crying
cooking up sharp objects blog
hey.... can anyone direct me to some prmo templates / people taking commissions ?
ok sorry for the spam xx send memes and ill turn them into starters on tuesday :p
RANDOM DIALOGUE FROM A STORY I’LL NEVER FINISH .
“ you are a stubborn little girl with a stubborn little head of strong , oftentimes wrong opinions . ” “ today i found out i can’t die ! so that’s neat . ” “ childhood innocence is overrated . ” “ i guess the trouble started when my dad killed my rat . ” “ my teacher says i’m a problem child . ” “ i think i could take death in a fight , that’s all i’m saying . ” “ whatever you say , jagoff . ” “ i’ve never really cared what people think about me . people suck anyways . ” “ well , aren’t you sugar and spice and everything nice ? ” “ you foul mouthed little heathen ! ” “ i guess you could say i raised myself . didn’t i do such a great job ? ” “ oh my god , this coffin is a portal ! ” “ i hate talking about my feelings . i repress my trauma like a big girl . ” “ i made a friend today . ” “ you ever meet somebody so great , you find yourself wondering … what’s the catch , here ? that’s how i felt when i met you . ” “ i guess what i’m trying to say is , you feel too good to be true . ” “ i don’t see why a girl wanting to smooch other girls is a big deal . ” “ mind your own freaking business ! ” “ people get very worried about me and my tendency to take ‘ deadly risks , ’ or whatever . it’s like - sorry we can’t all be mortal , karen , y’know ?? ” “ come off it ! i know you love me really . deep , deep down … ? ” “ _____ gave me a hershey’s kiss today . what does that mean ? is this a signal ? is she down to hold hands ? ” “ sometimes i forget other kids have , like , loving parents who don’t want them rushing into a perilous adventure based in unknown worlds . ” “ adults die in horror movies ‘cause they don’t wear flashing shoes : facts . ” “ i’m the only one with a brain in this group . ” “ your hair is really pretty ! ” “ thank you ! don’t touch it though . ” “ you have a very cute … face . ” “ we’re gonna die down here ! ” “ that’s not true ! … we’re gonna be eaten alive down here . did you see the size of that monster ? ”
𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈
sentences from amrit brar’s shitty horoscopes series. you may adjust as needed.
BOOK I: SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS
❛ holy fucking shit. just. holy shit. what the fuck. ❜
❛ nobody really knows the nuances of what you get up to in your spare time, and honestly they’re probably better off that way. ❜
❛ busy yourself with the affairs of the living, for once.. ❜
❛ the answer is no. ❜
❛ ohhh boy. you. fuck you. yes, you specifically. ❜
❛ delete your search history. ❜
❛ please practice blinking as others can be unsettled by your inhuman ability to maintain an unbreakable stare during casual conversation. ❜
❛ what did you ever do to deserve this? in all probability, something terrible. ❜
❛ you are a crayon. get out of the toolbox. ❜
❛ none will love the butcher. don’t take it too personally. ❜
❛ some relationships, like warts, can be handled with the tactful application of liquid nitrogen. ❜
❛ take a long shower. wash your hair. wash the clothes you were wearing. wash the memories from your mind and body. ❜
BOOK II: ANGER
❛ frostbite is considerably difficult to heal from. ❜
❛ there is poetry in brutal efficiency. ❜
❛ HELLFIRE HELLFIRE HELLIRE. ❜
❛ people would take your raging far more seriously if you weren’t crying the entire time. ❜
❛ what made you so vindictive? ❜
❛ some bodies may be temples, but all are ruins at your feet. ❜
❛ your contempt will always taste like grief. ❜
❛ in the process your body is subsumed piece by piece. ❜
❛ you are the bone-deep fury of an abscessed tooth. ❜
❛ you are notorious for rubbing salt in the wound. cheap vodka in the wound. battery acid in the wound! ❜
❛ vehicular arson is not the answer. ❜
❛ hate is a verb. ❜
BOOK III: PETTY EXISTENTIAL CRISES
❛ the sooner you accept your impending expiration, the sooner you can stop trying to swallow the sun. ❜
❛ embrace the inevitable. snuggle with the inevitable. take the inevitable out to a nice, candle-lit dinner. ❜
❛ there are forces outside of your control. most of them don’t care for you. ❜
❛ when it all goes to hell just remember it’s what’s inside that counts (though many would not find you very appetizing). ❜
❛ not all things have significance, which is scary. the things you overlooked tend to have the most, which is scarier. ❜
❛ your teeth are only porcelain, your ribcage simply glass. like all delicate things, they can know no permanence. ❜
❛ in time you’ll learn that “just” and “right” only mean the same thing when they’re coming from very specific people. please don’t cry. ❜
❛ you may not want to change, but the world is unforgiving and will do it for you anyway. ❜
❛ sometimes we put our hearts in the wrong places (what the fuck is it going between your teeth). ❜
❛ nothing can stay. ❜
❛ you can put all the flowers in your mouth that you fucking want, but dying is dying and rot is rot. ❜
❛ loneliness is the fracture that never heals quite right. ❜
BOOK IV: RESOLUTIONS
❛ lay them to rest. ❜
❛ they are there, hovering nervously. you will watch the skies. you will wait. ❜
❛ eat the other. ❜
❛ there will be scrapes and sutures: viciousness and victory. ❜
❛ no loose ends. ❜
❛ a cacophony of awe and joy and terror. ❜
❛ an eye for an eye. a tooth for a tooth. a knife for the ribs. ❜
❛ you will not be swayed by the morally destitute. ❜
❛ decay will feed the bloom. ❜
❛ devour death like crows, for all the feathers between your teeth. ❜
❛ twisting/screaming/uncompromising. every inch. every iota. ❜
❛ once, answers were found in mouths, bathtubs, and bottles. this time around, get inventive. ❜
BOOK VI: AFTER THE FALL
❛ lies you have told yourself: your humanity is the largest burden you will bear. ❜
❛ decorating your meltdowns is all well and good, but a trainwreck is a trainwreck and it might be time to get a paramedic. ❜
❛ they tell you “there i nothing to fear but fear itself,” but you have seen yourself in the mirror. ❜
❛ you may have been gutted but you mouth is soft, your tongue is silver, and your teeth are gemstones cut to size. ❜
❛ it’s less like biting off more than you can chew, and more like dislocating your jaw. ❜
❛ even spectres can tire. ❜
❛ seeing yourself for who you really are would be great if you knew where to start looking. ❜
❛ it pays to kill with kindness when you’re your own worst enemy. ❜
❛ you’re only armed to the teeth because you’re more brittle than you’d care to admit. ❜
❛ your ego cannot afford cremation or caskets. ❜
❛ frequent tastes of your own medicine can get poisonous real quick. ❜
❛ self reflection is important! whether you like what you see is up for debate. whether it can be contained in a dark basement is another matter entirely. ❜
BOOK VII: MAGICK
❛ you are a quiet god, and your hunger is cavernous. ❜
❛ at times your body is simply a prison laid in gold. ❜
❛ death, dust, party, repeat. ❜
❛ devour the monsters and you can call any place home. ❜
❛ you’re only as lucky as your expectations are low. ❜
❛ worse than having too many secrets is having no secrets at all. ❜
❛ if seeing is believing you might be in some trouble. ❜
❛ suspend belief. expel fear. throw reason into a frigid cell, never to be seen again. ❜
❛ killing the monsters is the easy bit. it’s finding them that’s the hard part. ❜
❛ there exists a tipping point between gods and monsters. ❜
❛ a mouthful of ashes bested by a life of smoke and mirrors. ❜
❛ what’s to be gained from the keeping the heaviest of treasures behind your teeth? ❜