Waste of a funeral in 1955

Contagious, asinine, terrifying (redacted rp blog)

[inbetween-guy]

Born in 1931 October 1 ♎️ Atlanta Georgia, California citizen

Born outta wedlock

5'9

Can't see in my right eye so don't sneak up on me from my right, I will left hook you.

[truekingimperial]

What do you taste like?

What an asinine fucking question

[inbetween-guy]

Raspberry wine.

[truekingimperial]

This isn't real... they can't be back

It's not true, they stopped years ago...

- @inbetween-guy

Sasha..? What's wrong?

[inbetween-guy]

That stupid hospital got burned down, I know it did, it can't be back...

[truekingimperial]

It was burnt down? Do you know when-? They could have rebuilt during that time-

[inbetween-guy]

1950... it was the middle of April... they pushed one of the patients too far and she just

[truekingimperial]

This isn't real... they can't be back

It's not true, they stopped years ago...

- @inbetween-guy

Sasha..? What's wrong?

[inbetween-guy]

That stupid hospital got burned down, I know it did, it can't be back...

[ashertalbot-imperium]

[Asher is seen dragging someone's limp body into his house]

[inbetween-guy]

... lift with your knees!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

O-oh shit- Sasha hi-

Thanks, I think I've got it though

[inbetween-guy]

If you're gonna drag a dead body at least use the right techniques and posture so you don't hurt yourselfON SALE GYM MEMBERSHIP ONLY 6.99!!Who is that anyway?

[ashertalbot-imperium]

…

A murderer, potentially

And I didn't kill her, she's alive. I just need her unconscious

[inbetween-guy]

Potentially? Don't snuff potential!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

Sasha, you shouldn't be here, or worrying about this

It's fine

[inbetween-guy]

...

[He grabs the limp body's legs and carries her with Asher]

[ashertalbot-imperium]

You don't have to help, Sasha

[inbetween-guy]

I want to.

[ashertalbot-imperium]

..Alright, I just- Don't want you to be a witness or even considered an accomplice to whatever trial I'll be going on after all this

[inbetween-guy]

I'll probably just detach my head from my body and pretend to be dead so they can't put me on trial.

[ashertalbot-imperium]

[He laughs]

Yeah, yeah that works.

Thank you, I really appreciate this

[inbetween-guy]

Everyone needs a guy to do illegal stuff with. Even you.

[ashertalbot-imperium]

[Asher is seen dragging someone's limp body into his house]

[inbetween-guy]

... lift with your knees!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

O-oh shit- Sasha hi-

Thanks, I think I've got it though

[inbetween-guy]

If you're gonna drag a dead body at least use the right techniques and posture so you don't hurt yourselfON SALE GYM MEMBERSHIP ONLY 6.99!!Who is that anyway?

[ashertalbot-imperium]

…

A murderer, potentially

And I didn't kill her, she's alive. I just need her unconscious

[inbetween-guy]

Potentially? Don't snuff potential!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

Sasha, you shouldn't be here, or worrying about this

It's fine

[inbetween-guy]

...

[He grabs the limp body's legs and carries her with Asher]

[ashertalbot-imperium]

You don't have to help, Sasha

[inbetween-guy]

I want to.

[ashertalbot-imperium]

..Alright, I just- Don't want you to be a witness or even considered an accomplice to whatever trial I'll be going on after all this

[inbetween-guy]

I'll probably just detach my head from my body and pretend to be dead so they can't put me on trial.

[ashertalbot-imperium]

[Asher is seen dragging someone's limp body into his house]

[inbetween-guy]

... lift with your knees!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

O-oh shit- Sasha hi-

Thanks, I think I've got it though

[inbetween-guy]

If you're gonna drag a dead body at least use the right techniques and posture so you don't hurt yourselfON SALE GYM MEMBERSHIP ONLY 6.99!!Who is that anyway?

[ashertalbot-imperium]

…

A murderer, potentially

And I didn't kill her, she's alive. I just need her unconscious

[inbetween-guy]

Potentially? Don't snuff potential!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

Sasha, you shouldn't be here, or worrying about this

It's fine

[inbetween-guy]

...

[He grabs the limp body's legs and carries her with Asher]

[ashertalbot-imperium]

You don't have to help, Sasha

[inbetween-guy]

I want to.

[ashertalbot-imperium]

[Asher is seen dragging someone's limp body into his house]

[inbetween-guy]

... lift with your knees!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

O-oh shit- Sasha hi-

Thanks, I think I've got it though

[inbetween-guy]

If you're gonna drag a dead body at least use the right techniques and posture so you don't hurt yourselfON SALE GYM MEMBERSHIP ONLY 6.99!!Who is that anyway?

[ashertalbot-imperium]

…

A murderer, potentially

And I didn't kill her, she's alive. I just need her unconscious

[inbetween-guy]

Potentially? Don't snuff potential!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

Sasha, you shouldn't be here, or worrying about this

It's fine

[inbetween-guy]

...

[He grabs the limp body's legs and carries her with Asher]

[ashertalbot-imperium]

[Asher is seen dragging someone's limp body into his house]

[inbetween-guy]

... lift with your knees!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

O-oh shit- Sasha hi-

Thanks, I think I've got it though

[inbetween-guy]

If you're gonna drag a dead body at least use the right techniques and posture so you don't hurt yourselfON SALE GYM MEMBERSHIP ONLY 6.99!!Who is that anyway?

[ashertalbot-imperium]

…

A murderer, potentially

And I didn't kill her, she's alive. I just need her unconscious

[inbetween-guy]

Potentially? Don't snuff potential!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

[Asher is seen dragging someone's limp body into his house]

[inbetween-guy]

... lift with your knees!

[ashertalbot-imperium]

O-oh shit- Sasha hi-

Thanks, I think I've got it though

[inbetween-guy]

If you're gonna drag a dead body at least use the right techniques and posture so you don't hurt yourselfON SALE GYM MEMBERSHIP ONLY 6.99!!Who is that anyway?

[ashertalbot-imperium]

[Asher is seen dragging someone's limp body into his house]

[inbetween-guy]

... lift with your knees!

[inbetween-guy]

What do you break?

Myself.

[inbetween-guy]

Why are you blind in one eye?

I'm not completely blind. I just have an 8-ball fracture my my eyesight in that one eye is garbage.

[deathly-silence]

They clockwork oranged my ass...

Eheh... hehehaHAHAHAha...ha...

I can't do this anymore. I ain't doin this anymore...

Sasha, that you?

[inbetween-guy]

No

But this is pretty relatable

[truekingimperial]

... ouch

- @inbetween-guy

Sasha?

Are you alright?

[inbetween-guy]

Sore... really sore. Like chronic pain.

[truekingimperial]

What happened-?

Some weird people are looking for you, I should mention

[inbetween-guy]

Regenerating takes a lot out of me...

Yeah I know Alice is looking for me, that's what they were made for....

[truekingimperial]

Their whole purpose was to find you?

[inbetween-guy]

It took me about a week of me being alive- dead-

... Undead??? I still can't figure it out at this point but basically they were made by... whatever is on the other side just to take me back there.

[truekingimperial]

... ouch

- @inbetween-guy

Sasha?

Are you alright?

[inbetween-guy]

Sore... really sore. Like chronic pain.

[truekingimperial]

What happened-?

Some weird people are looking for you, I should mention

[inbetween-guy]

Regenerating takes a lot out of me...

Yeah I know Alice is looking for me, that's what they were made for....

[truekingimperial]

... ouch

- @inbetween-guy

Sasha?

Are you alright?

[inbetween-guy]

Sore... really sore. Like chronic pain.