Send one to see how my muse reacts.
āI love you. Iām sorry.ā
āI know you donāt feel the same way.ā
āI donāt want to be friends.ā
āWhy canāt you just give me a chance?!ā
āHow could you pick him/her/them over me?ā
āDonāt you get it? Itās because I love you!ā
āJust one date. Coffee? Please?ā
āCan we please pretend I never said that?ā
āI want you to be happy, with or without me.ā
āYou shouldāve loved me when you had the chance.ā
āIām a nice person! Why canāt I get dates?ā
āI donāt want to be just friends with benefits anymore.ā
āFuck you for toying with my emotions like that.ā
āI was there for you when no one else was!ā
āPlease donāt tell anyone about this.ā
āAlright ā I can tell aĀ ānoā when I hear it.ā
āIām sorry I acted so creepy.ā
āCanāt we just give us another chance?ā
āI love you. I know you donāt love me, so donāt say it back.ā
āYou donāt have to say anything, if you donāt want. I just thought you should know.ā
āI donāt love him/her/them. I love you.ā
āGod, please donāt tell my wife/husband/spouse about this.ā
āCan I have just one kiss?ā
āFuck. Itās like what they say ā nice guys finish lastā¦ā
āI knew thatād be your answer. Thatās why I never told you before.ā
āIām tired of keeping this secret. Even if you donāt love me back.ā
āWhen I said I loved you, I meant it.ā
āIs there any part of you, deep down, that might love me back?ā
āIām sorry, I just donāt see you that way.ā
āI donāt owe you anything!ā
āWe can be friends instead.ā
āI donāt feel as strongly for you as you do for me.ā
āIf you bring up the friendzone, this conversation is over.ā
āI love you, just not in that way.ā
āThanks so much for understanding.ā
āYouāll find somebody else.ā
āI hope weāll still be friends after this.ā
āNo means no, so stop asking!ā
āI thought you were my friend.ā
āThis isnāt a debate. I said no.ā
āI donāt think weād be compatible.ā
āLook at this realistically ā can you honestly see any scenario where weād date and not kill each other?ā
āYouāre only saying that because youāre freaking out.ā
āI have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.ā
āWhat are you talking about? Youāre married!ā
āYouāre in a relationship with another person ā you know this canāt end well.ā
āYouāre more like a sibling, to be honest.ā
āIām flattered, I just donātā¦ā
āWow. I mean ā wow. Sorry, Iām just ā just really shocked, is all.ā
āYou were the one that left all those notes for me?ā
āWe agreed this was just physical!ā
āThereās a reason we didnāt work out the first time.ā
āIām sorry, but⦠no.ā