And now for something completely different

MASSIVE WIP NO THIS ISN'T SET UP I AM SORRY

[incendiixry]

"Would you just piss off and die?"

[caveallcgory-blog]

brother.

“Well at least they’re good; and no, they’re not the only thing I’ve eaten today. … I haven’t had much else, however.”

          “…I can physically drag you off to get actual food, if need be.”

[incendiixry]

"... dragging won't be needed."

[caveallcgory-blog]

brother.

> Nitro Woman. I’m sure you’ve heard of her. > I can tell. I’ll give it a go… probably tomorrow or the day after. Eh. > Wouldn’t mind at all. It’s uneventful here, as you know, so don’t expect much.

>     Oh? Interesting. How did you meet her? >     Don’t put it off for too long. >     Good. Let’s be honest, here– not as if there were any grand plots going on here, either. Sometimes I wonder if the old man has finally thrown in the towel.

[incendiixry]

> By drunkenly embarrassing myself, and then embarrassing myself while sober. It's a story I only half remember, mostly the part where I was sober. > I haven't touched alcohol since. > I'm amazed he hadn't a while ago. He really is quite stubborn, in spite of all his failures. If you learn he really has given up, let me know; that'll be real news.

[caveallcgory-blog]

brother.

> … well, I found someone who can at least take me somewhere to be repaired should I be unable to do so. That counts. > You don’t know the half of it, though routine feels a bit generous. Fortunately the place is in good condition, it’s just a complete mess. I’ll clean it eventually, but I’ve lived in worse, so. I’ll let you know if anything happens.

>     Who? >     “Eventually”. Don’t expect to be able to do all of it at once– I can tell you know that all attempts to do similar back here have been fruitless. >     Very well. If all is well, you wouldn’t mind having me visit sometime, would you?

[incendiixry]

> Nitro Woman. I'm sure you've heard of her. > I can tell. I'll give it a go... probably tomorrow or the day after. Eh. > Wouldn't mind at all. It's uneventful here, as you know, so don't expect much.

[caveallcgory-blog]

brother.

“Sadly. At least they’re smart enough to keep their distance.”

Munches on chocolate.

          chuckles.

“and left gifts, it seems. i should hope that’s not the only thing you’ve eaten today, blaze.”

[incendiixry]

"Well at least they're good; and no, they're not the only thing I've eaten today. ... I haven't had much else, however."

[thestuntqueen]

Nitro gets tossed a bag of chocolates from a certain copy.

Nitro catches the bag and smiles.

“Aw thank you. That’s so sweet.”

[incendiixry]

"Eh, no big deal. Had 'em, I figured you-"

... squints.

"... that was intentional, wasn't it?"

[incendiixry]

"You're my favorite." (thestuntqueen)

"... you haven't met any of my better siblings."

[caveallcgory-blog]

          “i see the old notion of “people like bad boys” is alive and well.”

[incendiixry]

"Sadly. At least they're smart enough to keep their distance."

Munches on chocolate.

[incendiixry]

//AGGRESSIVELY THROWS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AT HIM// ENJOY THEM YOU DINGUS

... he ponders this for a moment before proceeding to actually consume said chocolates. He feels slightly better now.

[incendiixry]

*puts a party hat on his head* ur bootiful now

Throws the party hat to the ground."What the hell is 'bootiful' anyway?"

[incendiixry]

you're mean on the outside but on the inside you're a little less mean

"That's an understatement."

[incendiixry]

BLAZE, WATCH ANIME WITH YOUR WEEB OF A LITTLE BROTHER

He doesn't answer this one.

[incendiixry]

ur CUTE

"Wrong."

[incendiixry]

I want you to HUG ME, BLAZE

"No."

[incendiixry]

WARM TOASTY ROBOT

"I'm not going to serve as your heater, if that's what you're going for."

[incendiixry]

if anybody says that you're not their favorite then they're lying

"If anything, anyone claiming I'm not their favorite is making a severe understatement."

[incendiixry]

10/10 best copy robot

"Wrong."