I had forgotten that I gave my son the remote vibrating egg to hang onto because I never felt that any place I was putting it was the right place to hide it away (keeping that toy for just me and my son). That is, until he brought it to me before we left for church in the morning. He slipped it into my hand while my husband was getting his coat from the hall closet and quietly told me to go put it in. I was surprised and a bit taken aback, but realized that taking the time to question or argue would increase the risk of my husband walking in on the exchange, so I quickly said I forgot my phone in the bedroom, and hurried up the stairs.
OK, quick note for the guys who wonât know this as well as the ladies: trying to hurriedly insert it without any kind of preparation or lubrication - natural or synthetic - is a rather uncomfortable and more difficult than you might imagine. Also, itâs quite cold if you havenât warmed it up at all first. Anyway, with a bit of struggle and discomfort, I managed to get it in and straighten my clothes again just as my husband was calling up to me to say that we were going to be late. I came back down the stairs, saying I couldnât find it. He asked if I had checked my purse, which is of course where it actually was, so I played dumb and said I would have remembered putting it in there. But I dutifully checked, and surprise! There it was. My husband rolled his eyes, but helped me put on my coat and off we went.
Of course, I could feel it while I was walking and moving, so I never totally forgot it, but it had definitely moved to the back of my mind when it suddenly turned on and started vibrating shortly into the pastorâs sermon. It startled me, and I must have jumped a little, because my husband suddenly turned and looked at me. I whispered in his ear that I must have been drifting off, and suggested that maybe someone woke me up too early. (My husband woke me up for sex this morning, if that joke was a little too subtle.)
The vibrations varied in intensity every little bit, even sometimes turning off briefly, and I did my best to maintain my composure and to sit still, but it wasnât easy! Finally I couldnât take any more, and I quietly whispered to my husband that I needed to excuse myself to the ladiesâ room. Trying to slip out and walk up the aisle without drawing too much attention is a much different feat when you have a vibrating egg buzzing at full speed inside you. Every step seemed to make it more and more intense, and I had to act like nothing was amiss as I passed a few people in the hallway. I chose a restroom a bit farther away, hoping that would mean it was unoccupied; fortunately I was right. At first I just leaned on the sink counter and tried to just kind of breathe through the buzzing inside me, but it was too intense and I finally stumbled into a stall and hiked up my dress to start rubbing through my already soaked panties. The orgasm that soon followed made my legs shake, and I probably would have screamed if I hadnât been in a public place. Instead I managed to hold it down to a strained gurgle that I hoped couldnât be heard outside the door, in case anyone happened to be walking by. I kept rubbing as it passed, and quickly brought myself to another orgasm; still powerful, but much more contained.
I caught my breath and pulled myself back together, thinking I would be able to handle it until I got back and could have my son turn it off. About 3 steps outside of the restroom, though, I discovered how wrong I was, and quickly turned and rushed back into the stall to rub myself to another orgasm. After that one, I definitely felt much more settled, and I was able to push the sensations back from the forefront of my attention. I headed back to join my husband and son, intent on having my son turn the thing off and give me a break. But I went by one of the lovely little old ladies in the church before I went back in, and got caught in talking with her about the weather and what her dogs have done lately. When I could finally extract myself from the conversation, I hurried back in and sat down. My husband asked if I was OK, and I guessed he was asking about how long I was gone, so I whispered back to him that I got dragged into hearing about Mrs. Xâs dogs. He quietly snorted a little laugh, well aware of how chatty she is, which I took as him accepting it as explanation enough.
Meanwhile, I squeezed my sonâs knee until the buzzing stopped. When it did, I tucked my thumb and pinky finger and laid three fingers across his upper thigh to let him know how many times I had cum. He put his right hand over my fingers, which I think meant he understood my meaning, and then felt the back of his left hand brush affectionately against the outside of my thigh for a bit.
But apparently we werenât done like I thought we were, because the egg turned back on while we were driving to the restaurant for lunch. I tried shooting him a silent look telling him to turn it off, but he just smiled at me. I re-thought what I was trying to communicate, and changed my look to something that I hoped looked a little more pleading. Iâm not sure if his smile actually turned more mocking, or if that was just the way it felt to me. Either way, it didnât turn off.
It stayed on, but remained at varying lower speeds, nothing wild but enough to keep me wet and distracted. At least, that was the case until I was almost done with my salad. Then my son cranked it up to full again, and my body went right along with it. I could feel it coming on, but it felt like there was nothing I could do. I tried to just keep eating my salad like nothing was happening, but I had to put my fork down and focus on just keeping everything as under control as I could while I came right there in the middle of the restaurant. I made some comment about the vinaigrette dressing being a little stronger than usual, trying to cover the embarrassment I was feeling at imaging that people were staring at me and had just watched me orgasm right out in front of everyone.
Thankfully the buzzing stopped shortly after that, and stayed off for the rest of the time out. I was finally able to take it out after we got home, and hid it in my laundry hamper until I could return it to my son after my husband had left last night. But telling my son about the experience resulted in getting a good, hard fucking⌠so, win-win! lol