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Man modern witchcraft is corrupting the youth, I go into a random chat and ppl are casually talking Hellenic pantheon and I'm like "ok real talk Hestia is best goddess" because, obviously. Three ppl fire back with "nO HEKATE" like bitch who??? Like hun at least Hestia had a throne, which she gave up in the deepest gesture of humility and acceptance I have ever seen anyone in that entire conceited pantheon achieve. No disrespect obviously, but at least be educated on the Great Ones instead of blindly advocating the one that gives you ~magic~ Witchy side of Tumblr please don't search this out and crucify me, I know that every deity is important in their own right, yadda yadda, one's practice is a personal journey. I'm like 75% joking!

#Hestia really is amazing and I wish she got more credit #there was a period in Ancient Rome #where being a servant of Vesta (Hestia) was pretty much the highest amount of political power a woman could gain #which isn't saying much #because fuck the romans #but still

W/e I need to date someone who's closer to my age who gets me anyway, and actually communicates what they're heckling feeling. I need me a butch girlfriend with a motorcycle and a heart of gold.

#I'm a caretaker by nature and it is... deeply frustrating to me #when the people that I care about are troubled and won't open up and let me try to help #even tho I admit sometimes there is #nothing I can do

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Oh my god oh my god he likes me back I’m????? So unbelievable happy right now???

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Lol that didn't take long. Guess who's single again bitches.

To preempt anyone asking "are you ok?" Yeah I just pounded a large sonic dark chocolate concrete and two lactaid I can't feel anything but bloated at the moment

#it wasn't messy. just. Ugh #I'm way more broken up about it than he is and honestly that pisses me off #which is totally unreasonable #I've become such an illogical creature

Pls help me, am drowning in my own phlegm

#EUGHHHH #I ALWAYS GET SICK IN FINALS SEASON

every virgo advice ever: “You don’t have to be perfect!!! It’s ok to make mistakes!!”

me: don’t talk to me or the thousands of my failures that will haunt me to my grave ever again

I lowkey actually enjoy having a hoarse voice because even tho it means it's damaged it's just a lil more androgynous and I like the way it sounds

I wanting to fuck a krogan makes me a Scalie, then so be it, I'll die on this hill

*steps up to stage, taps mic* Ahem test, test *leans in rlly close to the mic* I love my bf

#friendly reminder: I'm a big ol fluffy ball of emotions these days #who'd a thunk it

man i’m having like a weird bad feel today. like really anxious in general. like kinda ‘mmmmmmmmmmm’ but constantly, and increasing in pitch

#is someone.... out thtere... mad at me?....#have i finally developed a 6th sense for that

How do people in relationships,?? Function with so many positive emotions going on all the time???

#IM SO USED TO RUNNING ON PURE BITTERNESS AND THE WILL TO SURVIVE #idk what I'm running in right now. lol #sorry y'all I'm being gross I just wanted to let y'all know. I'm happy

actuallylordmegatron replied to your post “THAT MIC DROP!!! HOLY SHIT”

Her makeup slayed me. Goals tbh

FOR REAL THO!!!! And those shoulder pads???? Iconic

I just realized I could be referring to any of multiple sets of shoulderpads in that show, but it doesn’t even matter take ur pick

#actuallylordmegatron #replies #SUCH A GOOD SHOW

THAT MIC DROP!!! HOLY SHIT

#I LOVE HER

Oh my god oh my god he likes me back I'm????? So unbelievable happy right now???

#this feels unreal and completely out of left field and I'm dying #but like in a happy way #relationships /// idk I don't wanna annoy anyone lol

nothing represents the perfect melding of poignancy and absurdist hilarity like the graffiti inside a library cubicle

#i have a soft spot for graffiti in general #its anonymous and often pointless but people still interact with it #and indirectly each other #if only to share a cultural inside joke for a moment #or to commiserate

i showed some friends the final pam series and apparently it was so intense one of my friends needed a nap afterwards

#i mean. i agree #its one hell of a ride

Current aesthetic: accidentally getting called 'sir' by baristas B) I mean it's not correct but as far as being passingly agender goes, people being confused about my gender is as good as it's gonna get

#feels good feels organic

*sees mccree in-game*: Disgusting, absolutely terrible, who in their right mind?... get this fuckening anachronism of a man off the map I cannot STANd the sight of him. I have been stunned 6 times and am about to switch from support to soldier just so I can mow this fucker down

*sees mccree in fanart, in official art, literally anywhere else*: *sheds a single tear* God I just fucking.... love this Weird Scruffy Guy. friendly cowman whom I would gladly hug. What a good, pure, soul 10/10 would yeehaw again

#no but seriously i get tilted the moment i see an enemy mccree #stuns annoy the heck outta me #but he's such a good and lovable character #i would trust mccree with p much anything

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