your a boring bich and i am seven

[beggars-opera]

this made me laugh way harder than it should have

[terminallycapricious]

[thetrippytrip]

[sloppystyle]

[starapture]

rotoscope ☼ ☽

[starapture]

[we-kant-even]

business in the front party in the back

[arswiss]

No but seriously, looks how beautiful kelp forests are 

[thechekhov]

(let_me_in.jpeg)

[virgoprivilege]

genuinely cant stop thinking about this scene from rocko from like 1993 

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

my pockets jingle with stolen buttons from hot topic

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

i literally cant stop stealing those buttons from the Button Vats like i dont feel like paying 3 dollars for a piece of tin with pusheen on it but i do feel like doing a heist

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

call the cops bitch ill have sex with them

[just-abnormal-human]

This feels like a the kind of thing you overhear when the person next to you on the bus is having a heated phone call

[beewatch-deactivated20200725]

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[missmagpiee-deactivated20250324]

[archdemonsblood]

Why do all the little holes go away and get replaced by one big hole for an average of 12 of every 24 hours?

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Enrichment

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

I picked up some art to make the apartment feel more homey

[imblacleberkostkompdrestab]

wаnnа fuск hеr? DO IT!

[ore-imouto-deactivated20240108]

please do not have sex with my home decor 

[goth-aunt]

[life-of-a-wilderness-explorer]

I almost failed my fucking physics test because I had this stuck in my head

[notkatniss]

[sunbutch]

local tumblr user confuses men with house spiders

[jakemorph]

men will see a common fly and think I am going to ensnare this in silk

[daco-broman]

men be like can I please starve to death in a corner of your livingroom