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19 / forever changing/ I'm not the same anymore / I'm still healing / my man in the army so I'm sad a lot check out my she calls me giving nasty attitude demanding me to let her wear the black pants that I need for work and calling me a liar saying I have other black pants which, yes I do, but they are all ripped, and will get me in trouble at work then was like telling me to give her all her shit back like we aren't friends anymore so I said fuck it and threw her shit on my lawn she can fuck off canweforgetaboutit.tumblr.com

[0n-your-knees-deactivated201805]

Keep your heart pure and your cocaine purer

[evilferret-deactivated20170507]

Drugs are bad unless you do them with me.

(via evilferret)

[littlestpadawan]

hey babe how bout i slip on a….. jondom

[turntechtimesup-blog]

shit wrong blog

-every tumblr user with a side blog (via pinkmanjesse)

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

me? overreacting? probably 

[hangingoutwithdogs]

[iv-fischer]

him: hey :) me: you’re lying

[froslasss]

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

[kraftpunk]

[yahenni]

With a great big hug

And a kiss from me to you

[inconvenientlylargebutt-blog]

video game: allows me to double jump

me: double jumps for no reason, double jumps all over the place, double jumps just to walk around, double jumps over buildings, double jumps off the buildings, double jumps over npcs, double jumps over the person talking to me, double jumps over the enemy, double jum

[quinn-against-ddlg-deactivated2]

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

[dog-heaven-deactivated20161117]

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

[bleachdalilah]

PLEASE EXPLAIN

[babyanimalgifs]

Don’t say anything, just reblog

baby animals blog

[akunohomu]

[spool-of-string]

Sacrifice

[shittyidea]

Shit-scented air freshener

[volcainist]

I don’t get how ppl take quick power naps. When I nap I literally never wake up

[goldenretrievblr]

Ever talk to someone and you just

[inconvenientlylargebutt-blog]

Introvert: please don't talk to me dirty extrovert

Extrovert: [screaming like a chimp and throwing own faeces]

Introvert: I want to read Hemingway in peace!!

Extrovert: [smears shit across the wall shrieking]