Keep your heart pure and your cocaine purer
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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shark vs the universe

Janaina Medeiros
we're not kids anymore.
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titsay
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost
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Keep your heart pure and your cocaine purer
Drugs are bad unless you do them with me.
(via evilferret)
hey babe how bout i slip on a….. jondom
shit wrong blog
-every tumblr user with a side blog (via pinkmanjesse)
me? overreacting? probably
him: hey :) me: you’re lying
do you know how cute i would be if i had more money
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
video game: allows me to double jump
me: double jumps for no reason, double jumps all over the place, double jumps just to walk around, double jumps over buildings, double jumps off the buildings, double jumps over npcs, double jumps over the person talking to me, double jumps over the enemy, double jum
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
PLEASE EXPLAIN
Don’t say anything, just reblog
baby animals blog
Sacrifice
Shit-scented air freshener
I don’t get how ppl take quick power naps. When I nap I literally never wake up
Ever talk to someone and you just
Introvert: please don't talk to me dirty extrovert
Extrovert: [screaming like a chimp and throwing own faeces]
Introvert: I want to read Hemingway in peace!!
Extrovert: [smears shit across the wall shrieking]