Lisbon Has Big Dick Energy

So Dose Van-Pelt and Brigsby thinks it’s Hot

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Teresa Lisbon at the Spa that Jane dragged her to: Gee, I’m having SO much fun.

Teresa Lisbon: I can’t REMEMBER the last time I had so much fun marinating in mud

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Patrick Jane, looking down at a dead body: The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed.

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Sorry, I’ve been absent. Things have been weird. anyway, back to your regularly scheduled program.

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Teresa Lisbon: Really? Aren’t you the one who was worried about stripping in front of the morgue tech?

Patrick Jane: Well, now that I know he’s a nudist..

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Teresa Lisbon: oh my god I’m going straight to hell

Teresa Lisbon: I’m stealing the sippy cup.

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Patrick commenting on a case: Damn, IDK what to say gang

Patrick Jane, looking at pictures of the body: All this because of balls on Snapchat

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Patrick Jane: Ah what’s this? Two nicely wrapped to be another severed head…

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A superior agent: Can you come collect your freak of a man please?

He’s doing things

Teresa Lisbon: no I set him loose on purpose

Teresa: He needs enrichment.

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Patrick Jane: “can you behave?” Yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier.

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Patrick Jane: I’m cool! I’m the COOLEST!!

Patrick Jane: In fact, I was once arrested for being TOO cool!

Kimball Cho: We ended up dropping the charges due to lack of supporting evidence.

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Patrick Jane: Physically I’m here, but spiritually I’m lying in a Waffle House parking lot somewhere in rural Kentucky bleeding out from several stab wounds.

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Patrick: Tweet like we all live in an omegaverse.

Kimball: Gimme a second to look that up..

Kimball, a few minutes later: No Jane, I don’t think I will tweet like that.

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FBI boss on the phone: I’m going to need the conference room.

Kimball, glancing to the conference room: 👀

*Muffled argument coming from the conference room*

Patrick: Space is just another fish!

Teresa: Space is nothing like a fish!

Kimball: It’s occupied.

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Patrick seeing a package has arrived for him: Ah what’s this? Too nicely wrapped to be another severed head…

Teresa: Just when I think I know everything to do with you.

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Instructor: Hello everyone! Welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to dance?!

Patrick, hiding a bag of chips behind his back: I think there has been a misunderstanding.

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Sorry folks, I haven’t posted anything in a while. I’ve been working at a new job and now I’m terribly sick.

Don’t worry, I will post as soon as I feel better!

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Patrick Jane: If I say I love you will you say it back?

Teresa Lisbon, not looking up: Sure

Patrick Jane: I love you!

Teresa Lisbon: It back.

Kimball Cho: Boss? Why is Jane sobbing on the floor?