Agatha Is A Top

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Agatha during book three: Exile, exile is pants. Exile is complete pants. I don’t enjoy it one bit.

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Sophie: “Can you behave?” Yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier.

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Parent: Oh Storian, what’s wrong with you?

Sophie: Everything except the way I dress.

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Sorry, I’ve been absent. Things have been weird. anyway, back to your regularly scheduled program.

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Sophie, under her breath: I want to see all of your blood.

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Hort: I was too much fun to be the adult and say ‘you can’t attack guests of the school’.

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Agatha: I don’t think that being off your tits is a standard basis for religion.

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Agatha sometime during book 3: if I was sleep deprived, could I do this?

Agatha: * stands up and immediately blacks out*

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Agatha, back at the village: Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood, that is, a girlish thing to want to do yes?

Sophie, deeply reconsidering making Agatha her project: 😦

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Agatha: What do you mean just standing there ominously doesn’t count as socializing?

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Sophie: Hello staff of Evil, welcome to salsa class! Who’s ready to learn how to make Evil elegant through dance?

Hort, hiding chips behind his back: I think I may have misunderstood.

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Hester: You can’t make everyone like you, you’re not Agatha or Dot.

Sophie: Yeah but I’m sure not EVERYONE likes them-

Hester: Who

Sophie: I don’t know them personally-

Hester: I NEED NAMES

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Hort: If I say I love you will you say it back?

Sophie: Sure, why not.

Hort: I love you(/▽＼*)｡o○♡

Sophie, with the widest grin: It back.

*some time later*

Student: Why is Professor Hort crying on the floor?

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Tedros: My father once told me “ you deserve better” it’s an interesting way of saying I wasn’t worth getting better for.

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Sophie: I have love in me, the likes of which you can scarcely imagine and rage you would not believe. If I cannot satisfy the one, I will indulge the other.

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Agatha: Do you think Guinevere likes me?

Tedros: My mom literally begged you to marry me.

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Villain: How did you get in here?

Agatha and Sophie: Lets just say Samantha at the Front Desk is no longer into men.