Incorrect Alpha and Omega Quotes

Stuff that was tottaly said in the Alpha and Omega series by Patricia Briggs.

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Warren: you shouldn't be using a straw

Ben: i know, i know. it's bad for the environment

Warren: it's just...

Warren: a really weird way to eat spaghetti

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Adam: My granddaddy said that idle talk is like a momma bear who's cubs have long since gone in search of another tit.

Samuel: What the hell does that mean?

Charles: Some crazy ass white thing.

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Kyle: You ever just want to go home but you have no idea where home is supposed to be?Kyle:You know that little “mrrph” sound cats make when you poke them? That’s adorable.

Kyle: I just wanna be gay and do crime...

Wareen: Kyle, are you having an existential crisis?

Kyle: ...Yes.

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Ben: I was in a race once!

Ben: Well, *I* called it a race, the police called it resisting arrest.

Ben: They’re mad when they lose.

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Charles: I’d prefer never to fall in love. Lone Wolf and all that jazz. One nights stands and no attachments sounds like my kind of life.

Anna: *exists*

Charles:

Charles, with feelings: What the FUCK

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Mercy: Kyle offered me his drink because I mentioned I was thirsty.

Mercy: I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9am.

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Adam: Mercy, is it true that you spent three days in the trunk of Samuel's car waiting to scare him?

Mercy: No.

Ben: It was five.

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Kyle: Subtlety is key.

Warren: You were dressed like a cowboy.

[thewingedwolf]

I am never getting over the image of tiny little Anna calling up Bran to essentially call him an asshole, hang up on him, and then sit there and ignore him while he yells at her telepathically

[thewingedwolf]

Charles doesn’t talk often and I love that when he does talk, there’s not like that common trope of like strong, silent type who’s words cut deeply or anything.

When Charles talks, most of the time, he’s just really awkward about everything and it’s really funny. He’s so old you’d think he would have learned how to quip good. Which. Is even funny bc Anna thinks he’s v funny with his one-liners bv she’s just as much of a nerd but everyone around then is like……..was that a threat or ????

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Mercy: I’m tired of people telling me to ‘go to the hospital’ and that I’ve ‘lost a lot of blood’ it’s my stab wound, not yours. Stay out of it.

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Asil: I’m so sensitive i’m gonna cry

Bran: You’ll be okay you dramatic bitch

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Anna: I can’t believe the heat from the sun traveled 149.6 million kilometers just to melt my fucking chocolate bar.

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Bran: Where’s Charles?

Samuel: He just went out the back door.

Bran: We don’t have a back door…

Samuel: We do now.

[incorrectmercythompsonquotes]

It’s true and I should say it

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Anna: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl?

Asil: I don’t think you can fight because your in a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Charles can fight in that dress either.

Charles: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

[incorectalphaandomegesayings]

Charles: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Anna: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.