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Midoriya: you're doing great, Aoyama, I just think the style is a little.... dramatic?

Aoyama, lying across a grand piano and throwing rose petals: what could possibly make you think that

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Aizawa: It has come to my attention that some of you have a secret betting pool on how many times Bakugou will lose his temper in a given day. obviously, this is unacceptable

Kaminari and Sero: [groaning]

Aizawa: Hey, you didn't let me finish. what's unacceptable is you didn't ask if I wanted in and I do

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Kaminari: So that's the wrap on sports, now we're checking in with Bakugou on weather. Bakugou, take it away.

Bakugou: [incomprehensible screaming offscreen]

Kaminari: Thank you, Bakugou. Next is Ashido with the traffic report

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Jirou: Kaminari, do you think you'd be able to tell if someone was standing right behind you?

Kaminari: yes, of course!

Shoji, standing right behind him: boo

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Todoroki: hey Midoriya, what's your greatest fear?

Midoriya: being abandoned by everyone I know and love

Todoroki: oh. that's really deep.

Todoroki: mine's that noise fridges make when they're making ice but I feel weird about sharing now

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Kirishima, crying: it's just so mANLY

Bakugou: babe. this is a magazine pullout for Old Spice

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[in the Bakusquad groupchat]

Kaminari: guys I have something important to say

Mina: go for it!!

Kaminari: I think I'm genrefluid

Kaminari: *gender glue

Kaminari: *fender graze

Kirishima: it's ok bro take ur time

Kaminari: boy. but like only sometimes

Sero: oh, genderfluid?

Kaminari: THAT'S THE BITCH

Bakugou: STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS YOU FUCKING MORONS

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Aizawa: Who broke the coffee machine? I’m not mad. I just wanna know.

Midoriya: I did. I broke it.

Aizawa: No. No, you didn’t. Bakugou?

Bakugou: Don’t look at me. Look at Todoroki!

Todoroki: What?! I didn’t break it.

Bakugou: Huh. That’s weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Todoroki: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Bakugou: Suspicious.

Todoroki: No, it’s not!

Sero: If it matters, probably not… Kaminari was the last one to use it.

Kaminari: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Sero: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Kaminari: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!

Midoriya: All right, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Dad.

Aizawa: No. Who broke it?

Todoroki: Aizawa-sensei, Aoyama's been awfully quiet…

Aoyama: Really?!

Todoroki: Yeah, really!

Aizawa: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.