Incorrect Quotes from the AAOS Trilogy

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raana: you know, sidi gives nari flowers everyday, i wish you did that too

vessan: ok

*the next day*

vessan: *gives nari flowers*

nari: what??

vessan: i dont know im confused as well

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AVOH Group Chat

Vessan: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Sidi: Language!

Duren: Yea watch your fucking language.

Raana: Okay who taught Duren the fuck word?

Vessan: “The fuck word.”

Sidi: Are you serious? You guys use the F word all the time.

Duren: Oh my god she censored it.

Raana: Say fuck, Sidi.

Duren: Do it, Sidi. Say fuck.

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Duren: What’s wrong with you?

Sidi: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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vessan: so are we flirting right now?

raana: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

vessan: that doesn’t answer my question

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sidi: *is carrying all the groceries*

raana: *holds out hand to help*

sidi: *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold raana’s hand*

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raana: i really like this whole “good guy/bad guy” thing you two have going on

vessan: it’s not an act, it’s just that i’m mean and-

vessan: *points to duren who is doing backflips for some reason* -duren isn’t

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raana: *burns her literal soul interacting with an anushki*

raana: i think we should try again

sidi:

sidi:

sidi: do you CRAVE death??

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Vessan: hey what are you eating?

Duren: coffee

Vessan: oh, like coffee ice cream

Duren: nah, coffee

Vessan: so you’re drinking it then

Duren: no

Duren: *spoons more instant coffee into his mouth*

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if you do not adore Duren Ghalaib then something is wrong with you

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Vessan: I finally asked out Raana today.

Sidi: Oh, I’m sorry.

Vessan: What? Why?

Sidi: I assume she said no.

Vessan: No, she said yes.

Sidi: Oh.

Sidi: Then I’m sorry for her.

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part 2 of “avoh but with instagram”

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the first of many pieces that ask “what if avoh was a modern au where everyone had instagram?”

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When you read AVOH for the first time and don’t know how to pronounce “geisse”

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How Each Crew Member Takes Their Coffee:

Raana: a splash of cream, sprinkle of sugar. cloves, if available.

Vessan: a healthy pour of cream. one level scoop of sugar.

Sidi: more cream than coffee. add sugar until the liquid reaches the brim.

Duren: fancy coffee. cheap coffee. stranger's leftover coffee! coffee is good!!

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raana: *doing the crew’s laundry during travel*

raana: sidi?

raana: did you sew lifts into your boots?

sidi: what

vessan: what

sidi: no

duren: i knew it

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raana: sidi do whatever it takes to keep me safe

sidi:

sidi: it sure would be a shame

sidi: if you had to hold my hand

sidi: for safety

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chori: don't be unsafe and dumb

raana:

raana: i'm gonna find a fire spirit

raana: mom will love that