Incorrect American Idiot Quotes

[incorrect-ai]

I know when Tunny is back on tumblr because my dash becomes full of furry porn

Johnny

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Whatsername (to Johnny): it just goes to show, always listen to me, and never listen to Jimmy! Jimmy: that's fair

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Johnny: I have great instincts Tunny: You have terrible insticts. It's what you're known for.

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Jimmy: I can't do this, it would be against my moral compass. Johnny: your moral compass is a roulette wheel!

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tunny : what’s a steed ? / will : a donkey / tunny : ... you can’t ride a donkey into war.. / will : SHREK DID. ( source : bosie’s english class )

[coffee-and-tea-v]

God I love Will and Heather

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Tunny: What’s a word that’s a mix between angry and sad? Will: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable. Johnny: Smad

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Jimmy: I have a plan. Johnny: it can't involve murder Jimmy: I have no plan.

[president-coriolanus-snow]

So my friends getting his leg amputated today, and he’s texting me and he goes “This sucks! I’m losing all my tattoos.”

I’m like “That’s what you’re worried about? What about your leg?”

He goes “I DIDN’T PAY FOR MY LEG!!!”

[incorrect-ai]

I'm not gay, but I wanna feel a ball.

Johnny

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[better--than-here]

//I’m in a really bad mood and I really need to roleplay as Will right now to boost my shit morale

[incorrect-ai]

Johnny: I got called gay today at 7/11.

Will: What happened?

Johnny: I got called gay at 7/11.

Will: Yeah but like what happened?!

Johnny: I was being gay.

Will: At 7/11?

Johnny: Yeah it was at 7/11.

(Inspiration is the “I got called racist in Greggs” meme)

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Will: Aw dude, I have to go shower but I don’t wanna move.

Johnny: Take a fucking shower man you stink.

Will: ….. Says the man who once went an entire month without one. Johnny: IT WAS ONE TIME.. I was just… Really busy.

Tunny: Yeah, busy with your girlfriend right? Oh what was her name? Palmela?

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I only listen to German death reggae, and Halloween sound effects from the 1990’s.

Johnny trying to sound cool while talking to whatsername

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Guys guess what

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After the death of St Jimmy

Johnny: I just killed my best friend.

Whatsername: And your worst enemy.

Johnny: Same difference.