Incorrect AKUDAMA DRIVE Quotes

It’s criminal how much I love this show already. Swindler and Cutthroat are baby.

[sadasbreads]

Cutthroat: You know, seeing my face up on the wall makes me feel special. Like I've done something right.

Swindler: Cutthroat, those are wanted posters...

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

I wanna make fanart of swindler and cutthroat maybe but I dunno if this is the place to post it mmmmmm

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

It’s not really a question! Haha but I just wanted to say love your content! Makes my day a little sweeter. 🤗🌸💗 Keep up the great work!

Sorry I’m so late to responding but thank you that’s so sweet!! I love your blog too and really enjoy the Akudama Drive content you post, it’s such an underrated show! (Really need to remember to post more)

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Swindler: It all comes down to this one penalty kick. Can the young woman break the glass ceiling and prove once and for all that a female can be just as good an athlete as a man?

Brawler: You know Swindler, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.

Swindler:

Courier: 

Doctor: 

Hacker: 

Brawler: What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist. 

Source: Sonic Boom

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Cutthroat: You're like an angel that fell from heaven! Swindler: Yeah, God doesn't want me

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

I realized I submitted smthn without asking first, apologies for that, is it ok if I do?

Yep that’s totally fine, and thank you!

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Hoodlum: I didn't come here to be insulted!

Doctor: well where do you usually go?

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Hacker: I’m leaving!

Everyone:

Hacker, slowly getting onto the train: Last chance to stop me.

Everyone:

Hacker, slowly backing away: Here I go.

Everyone:

Hacker, pausing: Gone forever...

Everyone:

Hacker: One last chance-

Brawler: JUST LEAVE!

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Not spoiling the last episode but my heart is SHATTERED! Why god...

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Hoodlum: How dumb do they think we are?

Brawler: Sometimes Courier leaves me photos of food instead of a shopping list.

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Courier: (Taps finger)

Swindler: (Taps finger in response)

Doctor: Stop that.

Swindler: Stop what?

Doctor: You’re talking about me in morse code.

Courier: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

[Later]

Swindler & Courier: That’s exactly what we did.

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Courier, to Ordinary Person: You are the calm breeze of this fuckstorm of a life I’m living.

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Hi! just curious, where did you get the header from? Thanks :)

Sorry this is late but I think I found it on Akudama Drive’s Twitter. I can’t really remember though sorry!

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Cutthroat: You’re like an angel with no wings.

Ordinary Person: So... like a person?

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Cutthroat: I can’t escape her! Everywhere I turn, BAM! There’s Swindler.

Courier: That’s because you’re following her around, moron.

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Hoodlum: How do we usually get out of these messes?

Cutthroat: We don’t, we just create an even bigger mess that cancels out the first one!

[incorrect-akudama-drive-quotes]

Hoodlum: Swindler, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Ordinary Person: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest! Forgive and forget. :)

Hoodlum:

Hoodlum: Courier, how do I-

Courier: Brick.