All the Incorrect Places

Wait so these things didn't actually happen in the book? Who knew ((But hey guys if you wanna talk to CJ, I made a blog so I can talk to my followers @all-the-incorrect-places-cj If you wanna talk then I'll put the blog in the first link if the tag doesn't work))

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Finch: Okay so I yawned and stretched but when I did my back popped really hard but instead of saying oof ouch my bones what came out was oof ouch my d*ck—

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Charlie: Jaffa Cakes are legal cakes—

Brenda: That implies there are illegal cakes

Finch: Illegal cakes include poptarts, Twinkies, lasagne, and of course, fried chicken

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Violet: What's your biggest fear?

Finch: I threw a boomerang a year ago, and it never came back. I live in constant fear

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Amanda to Finch: I am not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did!

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Finch: Wouldn't it be f*cked up if vegetables were actually sentient and could feel things when we ate them?

Violet: Finch, repeat after me

Violet:

Finch: You aren't saying anything

Violet: Exactly

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Charlie: If cats knew what sin was, they wouldn't even care

Finch: I don't care either, f*ck trigonometry

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Brenda: You wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere

Finch: Oh, that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning

Brenda: No, it doesn't

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Amanda: I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health

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Charlie to Finch, over text: Just saw you run by my class yelling "f*ck you!". Good luck and stay human

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because I'm procrastinating cleaning the three day old mashed potatoes off of a glass bowl, here's a little explanation for anyone new lol

queue posts twice a day (if I remember correctly it's 7:40 am and 3:20 pm est), I don't queue asks, and submissions are open I'm pretty sure

I don't swear so swears get asterisks. it's not to keep this blog kid friendly because they're obviously no-no words but like. I don't swear so I don't wanna put the whole word ┐( ∵ )┌

anything with my own personal problems are tagged #personal, things unrelated to the book are #not atbp, posts that aren't quotes are #not an incorrect quote

you can't pm this blog cuz there's five million blogs in this (the former corunner had two blogs connected to this and forgets the other blog information so uh yeah) but I'm planning on just putting my main in the bio or something but idk when

other than that, I try to keep this a positive space, tag any triggering content if I think it needs it, and I'm mostly productive at night so that's when I'd probably answer asks lol

anyway, I hope everyone has a great day or night, and I apologise for the long absence haha,,

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Finch: Instead of getting like, a healthy lunch, I slapped Nutella on a tortilla and made coffee because I'm a smart man

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Finch: Are you busy?

Violet: Yes

Finch: Cool, listen to this-

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your blog has given me inspiration to go back to my own dead incorrect quotes blog lol so I thank you for that cuz the fandom needs some quality content after the inaccurate movie it got 😔 (if you're curious it's All the Bright Places)

youre welcome nonnie! glad to see this blog got you posting again! (if u rb/reply with ur url ill rb it here n give u a boost)

-admin mista

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:)

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gUYS

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four days ??

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how is everyone ? it's one in the morning and I'm having some Sad Vibes but I hope everyone is doing well at the beginning of the new decade

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hey i think i’m going by they/them pronouns (on tumblr at least) to see how i feel about it so uh yeah if anybody cares