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Jayvik supremacy

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Vi, texting Jinx: Text me when you’re home safely.

Jinx: I’m home dangerously.

Vi: Stop it.

Jinx: I’m home lethally.

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Jayce: So, what's for dinner?

Viktor, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

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Jinx: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?

Vi: Wait, what’s the difference?

Jinx: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

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Jayce: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Viktor: Jayce, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Jayce: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Mel: ...It was a bug.

Jayce: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Viktor: ...

Mel: ...

Jayce: Stop looking at me like that!

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Isha: What do you do for a living?

Jinx: I exist against my will.

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Jinx: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.

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Jinx: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

Jinx: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

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Viktor, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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Jayce: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.

Viktor, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt.

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Ekko: Why is Vi crying on the floor?

Jinx: They're drunk.

Ekko: And?

Jinx: They saw a picture of Caitlyn's spouse.

Ekko: But they're Caitlyn's spouse.

Jinx: I know.

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Caitlyn: I'm cold

Vi: Here, take my jacket

Jayce: I'm cold too

Viktor: What do you want me to do? I can't control the weather

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Caitlyn: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Vi: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt!

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Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Jinx: No.

*later*

Ekko, bailing them out: What the fuck?

Jinx: It was funny

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Jayce: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Viktor: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Caitlyn: And you just ran away?!

Jayce: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

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Jinx: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

Vi: Actually, Caitlyn s my favourite.

Jinx: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

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Mel: Yesterday, I overheard Jayce saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Viktor replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Vi: *nudges Caitlyn at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Caitlyn? Wake up, Caitlyn! Listen! They're sexless!

Caitlyn: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.