Incorrect Arcane Quotes

Jayvik supremacy

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Viktor, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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Jayce: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.

Viktor, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt.

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Ekko: Why is Vi crying on the floor?

Jinx: They're drunk.

Ekko: And?

Jinx: They saw a picture of Caitlyn's spouse.

Ekko: But they're Caitlyn's spouse.

Jinx: I know.

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Caitlyn: I'm cold

Vi: Here, take my jacket

Jayce: I'm cold too

Viktor: What do you want me to do? I can't control the weather

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Caitlyn: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Vi: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt!

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Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Jinx: No.

*later*

Ekko, bailing them out: What the fuck?

Jinx: It was funny

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Jayce: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Viktor: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

Caitlyn: And you just ran away?!

Jayce: I didn't expect them to flirt back!

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Jinx: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.

Vi: Actually, Caitlyn s my favourite.

Jinx: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

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Mel: Yesterday, I overheard Jayce saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Viktor replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Vi: *nudges Caitlyn at 3am* Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Caitlyn? Wake up, Caitlyn! Listen! They're sexless!

Caitlyn: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

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Vi: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Jinx: But don't you hate yourself?

Vi: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Viktor: Die.

Jayce: Please don't die!

Viktor: DIE!

Jayce: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Vi, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Caitlyn, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Jayce wants Viktor to accept it as their kid.

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Jayce: Hi, who's this? Viktor changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Jinx: What's mine?

Jayce: Dwarf.

Jinx: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

Jayce: Oh, hey Jinx.

Jinx: FUCK!

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Caitlyn, turning the lights on in Jayce's room: WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!

Jayce: Huh...?

Viktor, popping up from behind him: What the hell Caitlyn-

Caitlyn: OH SHI-

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Jayce: It's Christmas time and you know what that means!

Vi: The happiness I haven't felt in years?

Jinx: Everyone trying to kill each other at the dinner table?

Viktor: The sweet release of death?

Caitlyn: The fact that I will only get coal from Santa?

Jayce: I was going to say "ugly sweater contest" but you know what? We're going to therapy

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Jayce: *on their phone at 2 am* Jeez, a woman in North Dakota strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?

Viktor: *trying to sleep next to them* Yes

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Viktor: I don't like saying "I told you so" but-

Jayce: Like hell you don't, it's your favorite fucking phrase